By Nikia818 - 06/02/2014 18:23 - United States - Newport News

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML
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You deserved it 7 078

Nikia818 tells us more.

Nikia818 6

Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.

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mpkpm 19

Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!

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Eahae3 12

I always love it when hot juicy filling spills on my boob...

Mynamewontfi 40

#6 You should close your mouth if you drool that bad.

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Sports_guy3 28

#6- We know how hungover you got when the Seahawks won. Just, next time, stay off FML.

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tweetypie 18

Weird, this happened to me the other day but with soup. As if the domino's cinna stix burn on my arm wasn't bad enough.

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DocDrose 20

them hot pockets be sneakily dangerous! ... and hot!

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sdroze1389 31

#51. I'm a Denver fan but that comment was so pointless that it hurt my brain. it's FML not ESPN

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sdroze1389 31

but I do regret the Denver ass whooping

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mpkpm 19

Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!

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beaglegal 42

Usually mine are burning on the edges and frozen on the inside. Or a different temperature with each bite.

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junkman6 22

Hot pockets, open wrapper drop in toilet. Congratulations you have just eaten a hot pocket properly.

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SadisticStephyy 21

I used to have that problem. Then I got a new microwave and now the whole thing is hot as ****.

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sdroze1389 31

get one of those plastic covers, changed my life. the corndog industry invented them and everyone won, take advantage of this modern technology.

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omgcyndaquil 23

You're alright. The right boob is only the backup boob. The left one is the important one. Feel better!

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xerbrus 14

What she says is true left is almost always bigger

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Narttu 20

I must be a real freak then, my right boob is much bigger! :(

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Mauskau 35

My right boob is much bigger than my left but men tend to go for the left. wut

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Ihavegas 22

I'm assuming all the men you know are right handed?

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irocksox2014 13

My right boob is bigger than my left! 0.0

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xerbrus 14

hence why i said almost always there are exceptions

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Curlytwirly22 17

You really shouldn't have said that cuz there's a pervert In the comments

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sdroze1389 31

I'm a fan of both, but I'm ambidextrous so I really can't choose sides.

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falcon1987 10

Everyone is a perv in their own way; some are more open about it.

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AngelSpit 18

@40 it depends on which is your dominant hand. Right handedness is more common so women who predominantly use their right hand/arm will build a larger pectoral muscle on that side causing a partial enlargement of that breast and if a woman is left handed vice versa. The more you know.... this service announcement was brought to you by the letters B, double O and BS. We'd also like to remind you of all the poor neglected sweater puppies in the world show your support by adopting one to love and care for today (please take into account sweater puppies are very social and thrive better in pairs)

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xerbrus 14

Not exactly true because I've never been with a left handed girl and the left has always been bigger with one exception

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Michael2687 9

False, both boobs are equally important.

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JMichael 25

Some man out there has a burnt boob fetish. There's still hope for you.

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sdroze1389 31

what are you doing tomorrow OP? I have burnt boob fetish

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SaucyGirl106 18

Easy fix. Wear a bib. if you're not getting laid, you don't care if you look ridiculous, do you? and at least your boobs will be out of danger.

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Pleonasm 35

But knowing her bad luck, I bet she'll only ever meet "left boob burned by hot pockets" fetishists. They can be really finicky about their fetishes!

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guterkamerad 6

I guess that isn't the hot filling you were hoping for.

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