that filling gets way to hot. its like a pizza just out of the oven.

Just claim you accidentally did it with hot wax. The guys will line up.

Are you "chocolate wasted"?

1. I'm sure the burn will heal and not be noticeable at all in a few months. 2. Please see someone or read a book on self-esteem. 3. Having a small burn on your breast would in no way make me think I would not get laid. I'm guessing you know very few men with perfect bodies. I'm also guessing you are young and very inexperienced in anything but what the media presents as "acceptable" in a woman's body. One of the big surprises for me when I was young is that men will find you attractive if YOU find you attractive. Negativity and self-doubt are a turn-off. I know many females of all ages and sizes with less than perfect bodies who have great sex lives, partly because they know they are great people and they know their worth. Live actual life, don't look at books, the internet, and movies and think that reflects reality, ok? : )

um, if you learn to do that on purpose, you'll get lots of action... anyone heard of a pearl necklace?

Nope. I'm just gonna say lonely.

I will bang u

Have you seen some of the people who have children these days? If they can get laid, you can too.

If you're taken aback from the cold reception of your jokes, get new material.

As far as the fear of never getting laid is concerned, I'd be happy to spill my hot filling on your right boob.