By Nikia818 - 06/02/2014 18:23 - United States - Newport News

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML
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Nikia818 6

Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.

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mpkpm 19

Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!

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TXFernwoods 26

You could like lie to people and make up this insane story how you burned your right boob during a fireworks battle! :D

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mekoveya 10

Somewhere out there is a man who has done something equally painful with the filling of a hot pocket when it spilled out onto his chest. You should find that man and build a life together.

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strike2867 13

Eating hot pockets in the nude, I'm sure you're some college guy's dream

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Sheh_fml 25

You don't have to be nude to manage such a burn. you don't even have to wear a particularly low-cut top. Besides being hot the filling is also fairly moist, so it dampens the fabric and skin and pretty much any water/liquid is an excellent conductor of heat.

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TheDrifter 23

Maybe he's a foodie?

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unfuckmylife 13

The hot pocket filling must have been reely horny that time

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LibyMe 8

Good thing is although hot pockets are hot as hell it probably won't scar you so it will be gone after a while.

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