Parents and Transportation: Motherly love

Motherly love

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 21:23 - United States

Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 3 300

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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You deserved it 15 041

By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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You deserved it 3 998

High hopes

By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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You deserved it 4 447

Let's go for a walk

By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 829

You deserved it 2 285

By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 07:22 - Germany

Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 730

You deserved it 6 235

By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 770

You deserved it 4 608

The passenger

By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 17:10 - Japan - Koshigaya

Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 468

You deserved it 4 511

By sirensaresexy - 24/07/2012 13:54 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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You deserved it 9 073

By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 455

You deserved it 6 865

By Idi - 09/12/2008 12:54 - France

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 179

You deserved it 8 488

Doortje 29

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:20

"No really, I'm normal!" "Of course you are buddy, now hold my hand as we get off the train and we bring you home to your mommy"

stefluvsyou 4

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:15

awww my moms just like that

Comments

jenncatherine 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:15

Alright guys, here's the tiresomely humiliating situation: I was attempting to slowly, sensuously eat my own muffin, and now through the awesome power of my own stupidity, I look like a god-damn freakish inverted version of the Hunchback of Notre Dame. How, you ask? Well, when I say muffin, I'm afraid I don't mean my blueberry muffin. No guys, I mean my ******' chocolate chip muffin. I wasn't as limber as I'd so arrogantly believed, and now I need eyes in the back of my head just to see what's in front of me. Any thoughts on how to rectify this situation before the Reverend arrives and all hell breaks loose? Wee-woo.

banana_buddy 6

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:38

Seek professional help, u have mental issues.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:03

Damn it! Doc, we have another one. Ok, this is how you fix it, first, Doc has to surgically remove your head from your ass. I don't know the full details of how he does it but you'd better hope that your insurance pays well or it is going to be excruciatingly painful. Next, you have to pay tithing to Sirin and it has to be paid in your blood and pain, no Doc's surgery doesn't count. Then after the reverend arrives, the two of you pray to the FML gods and goddesses for forgiveness and repent of your sin of saying "First".

PurplePeeps 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:59

Mad copy/paste skills BRO.

KingDingALing 9

Wednesday 19 January 2011 3:00

I'm glad I took a class on this! Ok, here's what you do: shove a long, straight stick up your ass and that should straighten out your back.

KingDingALing 9

Wednesday 19 January 2011 3:53

Hey, it worked for all the other weirdos... Don't not it till' you try it!

DudeImBetter 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 7:18

^ you mean don't knock it until you try it.

stewpididiot 11

Wednesday 19 January 2011 8:03

Well now, Docs pretty good, but the Rectocranial inversion is sometimes irreversible and the head might not be removable. He might have to perform an emergency optirectomy, Which is where he'll cut that little cord that goes from your eyeball to to your asshole and hopefully improve your shitty outlook on life. Best Wishes & Good luck with the deductible on this one. Woof !!!

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 19 January 2011 15:08

This is what I get for skipping the comments on this one for a whole day. I'm still amazed there are people who think they're limber enough for auto-cunilingus. When will people learn? Jenncatherine, call my office STAT. The number is 1-800-SAY-FIRST.

stefluvsyou 4

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:15

awww my moms just like that

SydneyCrosby 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:17

Your mom's retarded?

stefluvsyou 4

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:19

lol no my mom would say i was "special"

KatieRawrr 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 3:09

haha what a wee tod!

alfredrog 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 8:18

OP u are lucky, ur mom wants you so much to the point of calling the train station :P, be glad some people doesn't have such parents :p

MaximilianMarche 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:25

33. its he is sofa king we todded

ur2nvthis85 3

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:15

wow

IneffableLullaby 13

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:18

Wow, that really sucks, OP. Your mom sounds overprotective.

islandz 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 4:28

hey ur hot.

Doortje 29

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:20

"No really, I'm normal!" "Of course you are buddy, now hold my hand as we get off the train and we bring you home to your mommy"

GetaLifePlease 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 5:19

Bu-but.. I uh I... I'm not HERP DERPY DERPY DOO!!

mintcar 9

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:22

She was just worried. Parents...that's just how they are.

lil_lala209 5

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:30

L...O...L! HA!

eesiino24 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:32

you shouldnt refer to people with special needs as retarded. thats rude... try a diff word next time please

PYLrulz 17

Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:19

well that's retarded

poisonflower 6

Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:34

retarded used to be correct term except people use it negatively so now people have to call them mentally challenged or something like that.

mudkipsan 19

Wednesday 19 January 2011 3:28

And we can come up with a new word every week that has none of the baggage of the previous word, but it will be no time at all before that's what I yell at the next guy who cuts me off in traffic.