By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
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redblueviolet 0

Owch, that's a kick to the balls. But don't let a phone line discourage you. Just keep swimming...

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MoonTiger 4

Do what Barney does, when he is sad. He stops being sad, and instead, becomes awesome. You should do this too

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shesfamousnow 0

I work at a suicide hotline and, unfortunately, this happens often- because of a lack of volunteers/funds, as many as half the calls made to us can go unanswered. If this happens again, or to anyone else in need, you can always call 1-800-suicide, and if the lines are busy, you'll get bumped to another hotline with available lines. As for the people saying that the OP just wants attention- unless you know them personally, don't make accusations or assumptions. There are different levels of suicide risk, and most people don't attempt suicide the first time the idea crosses their mind, regardless of how suicidal he actually was, he felt the urge and reached out for help. Instead of calling him a liar, appreciate how hard it can be for someone to ask for help.

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Fiver716 0

I am now going to donate money to suicide hotlines.

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bayli250604 0

please do not kill yourself if that is why you were calling I am sure people love you!

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Horney4her69 0

that's not funny.... just sad.

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terriibabiiix23 0

why awn earth would you attempt to kill yourself ?! man, that's CRAZY. life is too good to be cut short like thatt...

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CharlotteRx 4

You can always do something to solve your problems as long as you stay alive. Hang in there hun *hugs*

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ShutYourFace_ 0

haha! i attempted to prank a suicide hotline. the woman told me i need professional help. ):

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SighOfTheWorld 7

That's messed up. Don't waste their time. Someone who really needs help could be calling and can't get through because of you. Perhaps that woman was right.

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alexandraa_fml 0

Thats pathetic #105. She would be correct in telling you that obviously.

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kiddolove14 0

awww i tried to do that one but it didnt work and i learned that it doesnt help. go get help everything will be fine

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originalfinn 0

You can call 1-800-SUICIDE or 1-800-273-TALK They are 24 hour/7 days a week national crisis lines. Or go to the website below for more information. Go to http://suicidehotlines.com/national.html I think you should definitely get help. take care.

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PinkRoseLove 0

man some people are really heartless. i lost a friend to suicide and let me tell you, the people who loved him most are still hurting more than anyone can imagine.

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