By sick of life - 23/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
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tdub1977 0

Too bad in most states it's borderline illegal to fire someone that way. Look at your company handbook. If it's a small owned business ur ****** tho.

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ScarletBloom 14

Did you watch "horrible bosses"? You should find a way to eliminate him earlier!

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qtip022291 3

Show that to HR ull get ur job back and you can sue as well

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qtip022291 3

Show that to HR ull get ur job back and you can sue as well

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stacylt 3

I hope you keep that for your unemployment claim along with notes of all his bullshit... I'd have his freakin job

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Idontbelievethis 1

Lawsuit for harrassing conduct and psychologically unhealthy work environment. Also, blessing in disguise. Now you can go find a job with a better boss. Good luck.

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ndclover 3

This reminds me of how one of my friends got fired by a douche bag manager. It turns out later on that said douche bag manager got fired by an even bigger boss and my friend may be getting his job back. Your boss will get his when the time is right. Don't worry about it. The people who would believe those rumors your boss made up I wouldn't associate with anyway if I were you.

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san3 4

pop a hole in a jug of paint thinner and put it on his roof.

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Calyx_fml 21

I don't understand how so many people get fire for being sick. That's just wrong.

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taternuts 0

What kind of boss talks to employees like that. Are you a gigolo?

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dontpanic_fml 32

"Sue him! Sue him!" hahahahahahahahaha Yeah guys, I know! I bet you up and sue people all the time, because it's just that easy. Nothing to it. There is no basis for a wrongful termination suit. No, the boss will probably not "get his" and get fired. Shit happens; that's life. Ya pick yourself up and try find a new job. And please stop saying that it's a good thing that he got fired so he can get another job. You have to explain to the next prospective employer the circumstances surrounding the end of your last position. You will have to say you got fired, and you will not have a reference from that job. No matter what the reasoning for termination from a job, justified or unjustified, it NEVER looks good to have a firing on your work history and it can make it hard to find a new job.

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sneeze_watch 19

^This. I'm sick of all these sue-happy assholes. We sued the people whose dog bit me when I was a kid and it took years and years and tons of bullshit to finally see an outcome.

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spartan522114 0

Agreed. My advice, keep tabs on where he lives, it's easy, wait 5 months, cut his break lines, burn his house down, murder his family

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slushpup9696 12

And the beauty is nobody will due after that! Because it's such a bitch to get the law involved!

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dontpanic_fml 32

Thanks for the thumbs up KaySL:) Although not to that extent spartan522114, I am certainly more of a revenge person myself. It's the way to go. Without a doubt the boss is assanine enough to make me want to go find him and smash his face into a table. But I better watch out...all these commenters are gonna contact the BBB, OSHA, EEOC, FEMA, NASA and the NSA on me and file suit on the basis of mental trauma..

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