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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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Awwwww

By Anonymous - 18/02/2016 00:53 - United States - Taunton

Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML

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zingline89 18

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:17

Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out? Giggity

PlutoPrincess222 9

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:14

Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)

Comments

AppallingRogue 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 5:02

She also could have been joking, just saying

raraisbang 12

Thursday 17 May 2012 5:15

For some reason, I highly doubt that she was joking. But hey, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe humiliating yourself is now acceptable for ***** and giggles? Hm... This may take some serious contemplation.

hharwood21 4

Thursday 17 May 2012 5:16

why would he have you on speaker while in a restaurant? I'm glad my boyfriend always lets me know when I'm on speaker bc I do that kind of stuff all the time. lol

ohitsdaniella 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 6:02

I can't stop laughing.

GirlOnFire143 6

Thursday 17 May 2012 6:10

And do you really eat poop bugs, 75?! Or does that have some kind of double meaning...?

tellithowitis 13

Thursday 17 May 2012 6:13

That's one of the good things about being a nose... none of the zombies go for my species!

CourtneyMarieKaz 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 6:13

oh darn....

angelk12 6

Thursday 17 May 2012 6:25

I'm sorry, what? They were being jackasses for commenting? Really? Or was it because their comment offended you? Because I'm sure you didn't mean for your comments to get thumbed down & they didn't mean to sound like jackasses to you. :s I apologize I'm wrong. :)