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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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Who?

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

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Welcome home!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Kurai_tenshi 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:09

did you already start driving?

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:22

Atleast it wasn't his boyfriend

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danipoo4u 0

Monday 28 June 2010 0:10

damn that's sad. I woulda still drove there and showed my ass :P but yeah chin up.. There are way more guys out there :)

myleslopatowski 0

Monday 28 June 2010 0:31

tonstaar ur hott

superbadd 0

Monday 28 June 2010 0:32

long distance relationships scream cheat.

Apolloholix13 0

Monday 28 June 2010 0:33

because we had no idea from your shirt.

perdix 29

Monday 28 June 2010 0:52

If it's a big enough house, both girlfriends can live there! The one who is not on her period gets to sleep in the boyfriend's room, but if the women synchronize, he'll be screwed (figuratively, of course). At all other times: (wait for it) (wait for it) THREESOME!!!!

the_Flirt 0

Monday 28 June 2010 0:55

68,agree

MaxSnacks 0

Monday 28 June 2010 1:20

One question, have you guys ever visited Illinois? You're mind would change, guaranteed.

kykyrox2214 0

Monday 28 June 2010 1:25

u shuldve took a plan

OnyxForever 0

Monday 28 June 2010 2:25

On posts like this, I wonder why someone would say YDI. :|

sadistmonkey 19

Monday 28 June 2010 2:28

You answered your own phone?

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