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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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You deserved it 8 167

By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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You deserved it 3 777

By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 190

By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 366

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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Who?

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

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Welcome home!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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You deserved it 14 281

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Kurai_tenshi 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:09

did you already start driving?

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:22

Atleast it wasn't his boyfriend

Comments

taylorlee7 0

Monday 28 June 2010 8:38

that's why you shouldn't have long distance relationships(:

georgelopez 0

Monday 28 June 2010 11:57

I live in IL :)

amyhanks 0

Monday 28 June 2010 12:38

What a douchebag.

bom32 0

Monday 28 June 2010 17:30

He moved 12 hours away from you dont you think thats a bit suspicous?

MaxSnacks 0

Monday 28 June 2010 21:45

79- The hottest it gets there is only about 95 degrees. Come to Vegas (where I live) Then you can say it's either too hot, or too cold.

gingerkid19 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 1:05

why was his phone in your car?

Juultje 8

Thursday 20 June 2013 1:44

This makes no sense.

Rebelwitotapause 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 5:46

um take a louisville slugger to both headlights and write your name into his legacy!?

sarah2144 14

Friday 18 May 2012 6:27

I think it's leather seats, not legacy... XD

sulitak 27

Tuesday 21 May 2013 12:09

yeah, it is leather seats. But I totally used to think it was legacy too lol

kaitlynn_leAnn 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 8:20

damnnnnn. that does stink. I'm sorry.

ameanberg 1

Friday 2 July 2010 6:43

YDI for not making him a goddam sammich!

rawrr_its_lyss 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 20:03

dangg! that hasta suck!!

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Today, my boyfriend got mad at me and told me to untag him in a picture I posted of us on Facebook. Apparently his girl best friend saw the photo and got upset with him because he never told her about our relationship. She’s no longer speaking to him and he blames me. We’ve been dating for 7 months. FML

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Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

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Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside in the garden. At 3 a.m., I’m awoken by something licking my face. A dog? A camel. A camel! FML

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Today, I realized the cute guy in my Spanish class only talks to me so he can steal my answers. He asked if I'd give him the answers for the final as well. FML

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Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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Today, my dad found out that there are others like him in this world. They're called furries. FML

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Today, all of my credit cards were frozen due to fraud. The culprit? My own mother. She rationalized it by saying I "owed" her for raising me. She didn’t even raise me. My grandma did. FML

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Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML

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