By Bethany - 20/01/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
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ImaginaryFoe 0

FYL but what did you expect? Did you think he might say he's been missing you, didn't have the courage to call, and can't wait to be a real family of three? Time to put your big girl knickers on, dear. Grow up. You don't have the luxury of lounging in self-pity at the moment since you have some big decisions to make. I hope things work out well for you. Don't count on anybody giving you a "happily ever after" ending.

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Thecarpaltunnelo 0

That sucks. Be glad you're not with him anymore, he sounds like a prick.

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Ophelia550 0

Sweetie...do NOT keep telling him you love him. That's the quickest way to run him off. Act like you could care less and deal with him unemotionally when it comes to the pregnancy. Men don't think like we do.

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mintcar 9

Why did you wait that long to tell him about your pregnancy?

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Acousticpixie14 6

Maybe she just found out about it? A lot of women don't have a ton of pregnancy symptoms And some are so uneducated on the matter, that even when they do have symptoms, they don't know to test for pregnancy.

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MuchDance90s 0

yeah you can "spot" which makes you think you're on your period.... and then be "late" the next month... voilà, two months passed already... so she maybe has irregular periods and therefore waits another week or so to make sure she is not pregnant.... then another week to decide what she wants to do (keep, adopt or terminate)... it's not hard to get to three months

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sweet_candy_ 17

Oh gosh this sounds like a typical day at school fyl op.

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perdix 29

So, when's the wedding? 'Grats on the marriage and the baby! Sounds like your kid is going to learn a colorful vocabulary from its dad.

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jaylil11 0

screw him for child support that was stupid for some of yall to say it take more then that to raise a child and at the end of the day he doesn't have to do anything mommas baby poppas maybe it take 2 ppl to have sex be it also takes 2 to be aware of what comes with it #assholes

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DVecc 0

I can't even begin to understand what you just wrote, please take some English grammar classes before you post again.

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mrpyramids 8

wat did you do to get him that mad from u??????????????

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Pb25797051 0

um she's pregnant, dumbass.

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TandJHire 0

time to call maury for a DNA test!

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GuidoCheese 0

You said this twice.

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Sparx1_1 16

Send him a pic of the sonogram and tell him he's an asshole. Next, get over him and get on with your life.

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