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By Bethany - 20/01/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston

Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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By both are dimwitted - 23/12/2014 18:32 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 00:00

Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML

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Fool me once…

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By Guess I'm not getting laid - 03/08/2018 14:30 - United States - Glasgow

Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested in, his ex-girlfriend from two months ago called. Guess who's pregnant and guess who's still in a seven-month dry spell. FML

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 21 January 2011 3:56

FYL but what did you expect? Did you think he might say he's been missing you, didn't have the courage to call, and can't wait to be a real family of three? Time to put your big girl knickers on, dear. Grow up. You don't have the luxury of lounging in self-pity at the moment since you have some big decisions to make. I hope things work out well for you. Don't count on anybody giving you a "happily ever after" ending.

Thecarpaltunnelo 0

Friday 21 January 2011 1:33

That sucks. Be glad you're not with him anymore, he sounds like a prick.

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erikbai 0

Friday 21 January 2011 5:55

well, someone needs an abortion.

Voltorayne9 0

Monday 24 January 2011 0:49

hmmm ... If you're referring to the baby then I want to know what it did wrong to deserve such a cruel punishment?

DiiBz1 2

Friday 21 January 2011 5:58

haha dumb bitch.

sublime2craig 0

Friday 21 January 2011 6:04

I would take your ass to Muary, that baby looks nothing like me!!!

XxKyttixX 0

Friday 21 January 2011 6:07

you probably should have waited with the whole "I still love you" thing.

xcrystal011 2

Friday 21 January 2011 6:08

child support!

Emileerzz 1

Friday 21 January 2011 6:11

Seriously, if theres a child involved the relationship between you & him doesn't matter. He needs to step up and be a ******* father. Don't let shit like hanging up happen.

Arraggatis 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:37

And how is the OP going to prevent him from hanging up, hmm?

boatkicker 4

Friday 21 January 2011 21:26

By sneaking into his house and grabbing the phone from him if he attempts to hang up. Of course, that would also makes the phones unnecessary, but let's not talk about that......

SisyphereanTask 2

Friday 21 January 2011 6:36

How the heck did you think he'd respond? If he refuses to man up and take responsibility for the baby (if you decide to keep it) then awesome. If not, get child support and raise the kid yourself.

XxKyttixX 0

Friday 21 January 2011 7:04

agreed.

vivilily 0

Friday 21 January 2011 6:59

take care of that baby and forget the other guy!**** HIM! this is your child take care of it!! its another life god brought to this world it desreves to be born just like all of us! wish the best of luck!

xgetxbentx 13

Friday 21 January 2011 7:15

go to the doctor, get a sheet saying you're pregnant and put it in his mail box. if he denies that it's his then get a court ordered paternity test and go after him for child support.