Miscellaneous: Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce....

By thatsasquee - 21/05/2011 06:42 - Canada

Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML

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Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML

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By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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Another non-emergency

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML

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3dollarbill 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:55

So did you leave a message or what?

Mirorbo 26

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:56

Such a lovely mother you have, darling...

Comments

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 21 May 2011 12:13

Change your name. You're welcome.

MissMittens 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 0:08

genius :D

LinkinParkPlaya 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 23:24

Problem mom?

Blueglasscup 18

Saturday 21 May 2011 12:13

Am I the only one who can't understand OP's name?

VinegarStrokes 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 12:19

Yes.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 21 May 2011 12:22

What part is difficult to understand?

Blueglasscup 18

Saturday 21 May 2011 15:58

The "thatsasquee".

pctech3 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:51

that's a squee Google squee

claireful 4

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:00

I thought you meant 'Sophie' lol. I was going to call you an idiot... or foreign....or a foreign idiot.

Blueglasscup 18

Saturday 21 May 2011 12:13

Am I the only one who can't understand OP's name?

tnlander 20

Saturday 21 May 2011 12:17

OP, if you're over 18 get over it and give your mom some space. Of you're under 18 play that shit for child services!

solid2dew 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:38

hahahaha that'd warrant a removal for sure lmao

iLazy 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 12:20

So would that mean your relationship with her was already bad, but you still called her anyway?

TheMonica 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 12:33

Maybe she was trying to reach out and attempting to fix it?

alaskasfml 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 12:35

not really. a girl i went to school with, i've known her and her mom since i was five. they had an amazing relationship! her mom loved her so much and vice versa. then she moved out and her mom said wanted nothing to do with her and never talk to her again. maybe op's mom just hates her for leaving the nest. some people are crazy like that.