By Tristan Brantley - 11/03/2012 07:36 - United States

Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML
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beckyxD 13

Just wait until she starts giving birth. She'll be screaming "I hate you! Why did you do this to Me you bastard!" haha. Don't worry. They're just empty threats (:

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gracehi 31

**** you HORMONES! You're a crazy bitch HORMONES!

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pdxtrent 0

This is what divorce is for. This behavior is unacceptable, and she knows it, but she has the excuse of pregnancy hormones to hide behind. Bullshit, she's a manipulative ****.

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chenry1 4

You are a ******* idiot.

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gracehi 31

Yes, it's perfectly reasonable for him to divorce his heavily pregnant wife because she had one hormonal episode. I'm sure the judge will side with him and not slap him with huge alimony and child support payments.

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coried91 28

Yes because a divorce while being 8 months pregnant will be good for their child. I think he would care about his baby AND wife enough to let it slide. If you're married or ever get married then I feel bad for your partner.

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desireev 17

I'm not going to rant.. I'm only going to ask you WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??? If you're married, I feel absolutely terrible for your wife and children!

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isis_morrigan 18

You are a complete douche! Until you have a fetus inside of YOU, and experience all the hormonal changes, you have no right to say a damn thing! I pray you have the joy of experiencing a kidney stone, as that's the closest a male can get to childbirth.

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desireev 17

61- And kidney stones don't even come close to childbirth! This guy is a freakin' tool-box! You tell 'em girl! :)

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muggle_born 6

number 39, are you an idiot?

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msherriffs 1

And your excuse would happen to be the fact that two cousins decided to throw common sense to the wind, fornicate, and the result being an ignorant prick such as yourself? I'm sure you're skilled in the ways of pregnancy, and purely speak not out of context, but from actual experience.. ****

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kimono_fml 17

Clearly you have never had a serious gf and don't understand what hormones do to a female

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anarchistpunk 3

The ****? Wow, you're a dick. "oh shit dude, you're gonna have a kid and your wife's hormones are crazy. You better leave her." thats pretty much what you said. Asshole.

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happilyever2012 6

Well at least you know you love her!(:

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coried91 28

She's pregnant. Is it really that hard to figure out?

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isis_morrigan 18

Hormones, plain and simple. Pregnancy induced insanity!

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KiddNYC1O 20

You have to excuse certain people...

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ROSEisAmazing01 4

That wasn't very nice! :D

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kei1108 13

I don't know her or anything, but she may be faking and using her pregnancy as an excuse. But some women are legitimately depressed when going through pregnancy.

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desireev 17

You got down to specifics, didn't you? Your comment was very vague. And it covered about, ooooh let's say about 100% of all pregnant women! Congratulations!

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pwiseman 6

Being pregnant is no permit to become a fat whale. She should eat less.

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isis_morrigan 18

Other than the fact that she has a fetus inside her! Besides, even if you only gain the recommended weight, (I did), you still feel like a whale towards the end!

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desireev 17

Your name is pwiseman. Your comment is not wise at all! Eat less while you're pregnant... Hhhhmmmmm..... Yeah! That's a fan-*******-tastic idea! Starve yourself while you're pregnant just because some prick on FML says that being pregnant is no excuse to be a fat whale and the pregnant woman should eat less! Yeah! Starve yourself AND your unborn child to fit the image of some tool-box on FML. I mean, c'mon! He's a man! He totally knows what's going on! And his name is pwiseman! He is smart! He knows what he's talking about! Women! Do NOT listen to this asshole unless you want to starve your child and have your baby taken away from Child Protective Services!

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kimono_fml 17

How retarded. the important thing is to eat HEALTHY FOODS for the baby, not eat less. I feel bad for whatever child you parent

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JuuChan 3

LOL, it's funny how everyone is taking this comment so seriously. He's OBVIOUSLY being facetious. C'mon, people!!

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RedPillSucks 31

Eat less? And mess with the health of the baby? Where you home schooled?

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JuuChan 3

Looks like you're gonna be the hot topic of discussion at the water cooler this week.

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