By Tristan Brantley - 11/03/2012 07:36 - United States

Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML
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beckyxD 13

Just wait until she starts giving birth. She'll be screaming "I hate you! Why did you do this to Me you bastard!" haha. Don't worry. They're just empty threats (:

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77777771 12

Awe don't worry she knows you love her she's just hormonal. After all, she is 8 months pregnant.

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desireev 17

She's going through alot right now, OP. Physically and mentally. Forgive her actions! It'll all be over soon! Take care of that precious baby! Good luck! :)

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Timmeeh 17

<George Bluth>Never promise crazy a baby!</George Bluth>

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Timmeeh 17

Clearly no Arrested Development fans to be found here...

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obviousboy 8

Hormones. Gotta love 'em.

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TrentF13 12

I think that's kinda cute to get to see someone go completely nuts over something they are so sad about. Obviously you must love her to death to still be with her. Even after that... Episode.

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alexup24 13

you're a almost there buddy, almost...

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hateevryone 14

it's almost that time. hang in there.

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Meme1988 18

Its hormons buddy, and the idea of herself that she is fatter now, give her hugs, lots of them.. That will keep you safe :) one more month to go

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