By notAMrs - 20/11/2012 17:22 - United States - Jeffersonville

Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML
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unknown_user5566 26

Your work can't change it, or WON'T change it? That seems like a silly thing to make fully permanent, if they truly cannot change it for you. So sorry to hear about your broken engagement, OP. It's good you found out now, instead of after you were married.

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mdoncses 8

Usernames and tattoos should never be a lovers name. It usually ends badly.

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chriswright1888 10

That must hurt! Damn. Sorry.

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perdix 29

Your company is going to be sorry. After months of logging in with the scumbag's name, you might become warped into an embezzler.

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Enslaved 36

They can change it. People get married/divorced all the time and change their names. Sounds like they're just being lazy.

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yeti37 16

a douchebag by any other name is still a d-bag. find a way to change it

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tomhofer 14

I'm sure if you bitch enough they will change it

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amandajlucas2015 2

Exactly stand ur ground.. Grow some balls

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natluna79 5

Now you know not to make hasty decisions

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Zomg_Okay 26

I doubt deciding to get married to somebody was a hasty decision, to be fair.

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Enslaved 36

Example- I remember FMLer-- "Mrsassypants" kept having people question "Is it MrsAssingPants or MrSassyPants"? The FML Mods did him a favor and easily changed it, finally putting an end to that repetitive question. So why can't the OP's company do it? ***Your situation is heartbreaking regardless. ):

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leydia 10

Talk to the IT department, they should be able to make you a new user name, and be able t delete the old one out of the system.

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CheeseHater 23

I've had similar problems, IT people can really be the worst. They used to tell me it's impossible even though I knew how to do it and told them that. What did they say? "You lie". Great IT department.

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hammie27 3

Hey now...no need to judge all IT people by the lazy asshole ones! Some of us can actually be pleasant and helpful!

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CheeseHater 23

Of course, I didn't say that. But I was just saying that she might be unlucky, too. And that sucks ass.

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sweetmama88 6

Can't you change that!

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vbmg152 18

They can change it!! Whether they do or not, don't sweat it. In time, you'll meet Mr. Right & that cheater will be a fleeting memory! Don't think too much about it when you're signing in, just treat it as any other user name. You didn't mess up, he did! Good luck, OP!

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