By brokenkneechick - 07/02/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
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pyro_fml 3

you can get a free tuition from your campus cause you got ran over by your school expecially since it was a cop if they say no say you will sue and they will hand over the check you lucky boitch i been trying to get ran over for 3 months

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guesswho_fml 0

now how do you get around?! people are so ignorant

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starberries 0

I know it's tough to walk places, but were you planning to call campus police every time you need a ride anywhere? Surely they don't have time to ferry you all over campus several times a day until you're healed.

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metal8214 0

that really works with your name ;)

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b0ss42nine 0

I agree. How is a "left" foot run over? Unless you were getting in the backseat BEHIND the driver??

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wickedeva 2

There is no way you can be halfway in a car and be anywhere close to getting your foot run over

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pippacrawford 4

And why wouldn't she have been? Maybe the bus had someone else in the front, or the back had a wider space for disabled people to get through? No reason why this isn't true.

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18rhunt 16

Would your name happen to be Kyrie Irving?

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