By jenni6488 - 22/02/2012 07:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML
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micahsmommy 13

Well it was rather cheeky. Now your crumpets will be cold before you make your tea. :(

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Cold crumpets are a curse. That toaster got what he deserved. Well done, OP, setting it right.

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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

That totally didn't make sense until I saw that you're from the UK.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Get help. Quickly. And stay away from pointy objects and explosives as well, just incase. Oh! And don't forget to tip the umbrella holder on your way out to find a good shrink.

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griffin1617 3

You have been dating to many Brits. Mix it up some.

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Nikkisha16 0

Good job being a jerk. I mean, seriously?

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KatieKupcake4195 9

How is this not a YDI? Seriously, why post an FML like this? It only makes you look dumb lol

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BAxSoulCity 1

when i first saw this, i said," this person has got to me from england" and you were. lol

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sydneyinfinity 2

I don't see why this post is on FML

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marcus903 17

This has GOT to be a troll FML. What dumbass try to verbally insult a toaster or an object that doesn't even have a nervous system? What? You're under the belief that you could 'hurt' the toaster's feelings just because you called it a 'cheeky thing?' How is that even an insult? I hate stupid people like this.

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