Miscellaneous: Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off...

By mortifiedgrandchild - 09/01/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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JBP fever dream

By Mike0410 - 24/06/2024 17:00 - Romania - Alba Iulia

Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML

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You deserved it 338

By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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You deserved it 333

By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By cgold - 30/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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You deserved it 8 841

By disgusting - 31/05/2015 09:13 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML

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You deserved it 2 896

Stoned

By Stereotypical - 30/06/2022 05:00 - Brazil - São Gonçalo

Today, I realised I've become the background stoner character of any college movie, as I sat alone on my dorm's bed, wearing flannel over a Pac-Man shirt, and smoking weed out of a skull-shaped bong. Sorry, mom. FML

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You deserved it 983

DioMaledica 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:22

The username lol!!

laxbro182 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:25

Dude that's sick!!!! Get him to tell you stories, they would be epic!

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Chrissy44 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:31

I think that's actually pretty awesome!

lolmonster34 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:31

I have got to go party shit up with your grandpa

deathbyfudge 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:32

You got a rocking grandma

RussianBabe 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:32

Best gramps EVER! lol my kids gramps is the same way . I don't mind!

chris3113 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:40

boss like

Aliasunkown 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:43

Your grandpa is boss!!

GhhOsT206 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:46

I wish my grandpa was like that.

hatchet27 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:47

That must be the best gpa ever! I have stories of mine taking elephant tranquilizers!

nite66 21

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:48

That's an awesome grandpa!

harp 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:49

Sorry I'm late I had to burn some photos.....

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Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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Today, I'm finally dating the girl I've been fawning over for years. So what do I do? I accidentally called her by her sister's name during a conversation, which might seem like a small mistake, except I used to sleep with her sister, and she's been having a hard time getting over it. FML

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Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement ring and asked her if she would become my wife. She said, "I can’t, I have mittens." FML

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Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

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Today, in the middle of 69ing, my girlfriend put my dick on her forehead and announced “I’m a unicorn!” FML

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Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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