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By mortifiedgrandchild - 09/01/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Mike0410 - 24/06/2024 17:00 - Romania - Alba Iulia

Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By cgold - 30/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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By disgusting - 31/05/2015 09:13 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML

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By Stereotypical - 30/06/2022 05:00 - Brazil - São Gonçalo

Today, I realised I've become the background stoner character of any college movie, as I sat alone on my dorm's bed, wearing flannel over a Pac-Man shirt, and smoking weed out of a skull-shaped bong. Sorry, mom. FML

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DioMaledica 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:22

The username lol!!

laxbro182 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:25

Dude that's sick!!!! Get him to tell you stories, they would be epic!

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Argenisjose 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:58

Your grandpa was a pimp.

miffle 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:01

that's ******* awesome

mikeymike96 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:07

Clearly your grandpa is the coolest person you know.....

ikeikeike14 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:16

That's not a fml that's a MLB!

Bananaque 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:26

He sounds awesome!!! Be proud your family isn't boring!! :)

dhearn 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:28

This should be on mlia

meben 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:31

What a pothead.

babyshaft408 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:36

That's awesome grandpa is the man

The_Troller 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:43

He's certainly cooler than my grandpa.

natebart88 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:45

wow this made it on fml. i dont see anything wrong here

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