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By nikkiquila_0699 - 05/09/2009 21:24 - Canada

Today, I came back from my 3-month vacation in France. During my vacation I lost 32 lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door, he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML

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By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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By Srain - 07/01/2010 06:36 - Australia

Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By lalala - 18/07/2010 04:02 - Philippines

Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML

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By 88_OP - 25/07/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

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By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Pandasaur 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:23

Aw, that's a bummer. Congrats on losing 32 lbs though!

volleyballgirl16 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:27

well you lost weight so youll be hot for a better boyfriend

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XOfiestypixie 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:56

It's actually quite warm in Southern Ontario right now, so the OP could be from there and that's why her sister is walking around in a bikini and isn't cold.

Paneity 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:04

Dump the asshole.

iSushix3 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:17

well, at least u hav sumthing to yell at him abt:) wen i get angry i just love to scream at ppl /:

canucksrule88 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 18:58

I hate how FML writers never post pictures of the hot people they talk about...what a tease!

boredboisereside_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 19:31

In your face fatty!

XBeckster 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 21:17

i wish ops had to register before posting an FML , so the OPS could reply . It would be so much easier . You go girl ! congrates on the weight loss ! :)

CFR 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:39

Congrats on losing some weight but I would be pissed if my boyfriend stared at my younger sister...like, insanely pissed.

NaziZombie 0

Monday 7 September 2009 7:21

Why are is ylf? You went to FRANCE literally the greatest country on earth! And if there are people who dont like france, maybe they should stop being stupid ignorant americans and learn about their healthcare, self sufficiency, culture, etc.