By nikkiquila_0699 - 05/09/2009 21:24 - Canada

Today, I came back from my 3-month vacation in France. During my vacation I lost 32 lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door, he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML
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Pandasaur 0

Aw, that's a bummer. Congrats on losing 32 lbs though!

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volleyballgirl16 0

well you lost weight so youll be hot for a better boyfriend

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Zombierella 2

what a bitchhh! but gratz on losing 32 pounds c: thats an accomplishment ;o I'm working on losing like 5 pounds since i gained a bit of weight o: 83 lb, 4'11 >

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MysteryJoker 5

...I would say something...but you've left me speechless...

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ryan_18 2

Hahaha that is great! Sounds like something I would do.

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youthink_fml 0

or maybe he just never considered you fat. jesus christ. some people just have to have something to complain about.

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Papa_H 0

3 month vacation? How the **** did you land that?

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snzizle 0

uh....school. you know, summer vacation

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Nakedsquirrel 5

time spent angry at your boyfriend could be better spent organizing a three way

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JesykaArlene13 0

Leave him!!! Congrats on the weight loss!! With the new self confidence boost, you'll be able to find a TRUE man in no time!

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popatia 0

totally off topic but i have been trying to figure out whats the point in counting your comments?

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Sunako_fml 9

Congrats on losing the weight. Your sister sounds like a **** and your bf is a jackass. I hope you dumped him.

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fml3164 0

your an idiot she describes her sister as tan and young and u call her a ****? dumb ass.... YDI for not being as tan and skinny as your sister

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Sunako_fml 9

uh no. i said she sounds likes a **** because she was strutting around in a bikini when her bf came over. like #28 said, why was she strutting around in a bikini then?

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snzizle 0

wat the hell is wrong with you, #83? Her sister's obviously a little slutty for prancing around half naked when someone else's boyfriend comes over. And just because the OP doesn't look like a clone of her sister doesn't make it a YDI. you're a douche

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bearxfoo 0

How did you even afford a 3 month vacation in France? I can't even afford to pay my bills...

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Irony_and_Ivory 1

Well, if you were wearing a bikini, too, then it might be a problem - but I'm guessing you weren't. Don't take it too hard, sweets. Naked people (or near-naked people) can be quite distracting, whether or not their young, tan, or skinny. On the other hand, if he continued to oggle her for a while, then you might need to have a talk. Or rather, his booty can have a conference with the sidewalk about how much it hurts when you kick him to the curb.

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