By nikkiquila_0699 - 05/09/2009 21:24 - Canada

Today, I came back from my 3-month vacation in France. During my vacation I lost 32 lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door, he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML
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Pandasaur 0

Aw, that's a bummer. Congrats on losing 32 lbs though!

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volleyballgirl16 0

well you lost weight so youll be hot for a better boyfriend

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

If i were there i would tell him to "...hold my beer While I kiss you're girlfriend cause she needs a real man and not a boy like you-ou hold my beer yeah I"m a man on a mission you don't see what you're missin but I do, so here hold my beer..."

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p89hg69 0

thats a new one, highly-specialized trollage...

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Unregistered 0

sigh no hes just a preppy ****** dont mind him

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW ME THAT WELL U MUST BE A STALKER OMGWTFBBQBKVFYSCIU&^%@FWIVXVWS!!!!!!!!!! And its not trollin. I try to have the lyrics relate to the FMLs

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alex_vik 0

How about you try being original instead of copying what someone else said.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Because i choose to stand out Most people find this original, too bad you don't have the brain power to properly appreciate it FYL

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DeathMetal666 0

I guess I have to tell you what I think about you, but ill do it in lyrical form just for you ;). "Twisting the knife-embedded in flesh. Scarring daggers into the eyes. Lust!!! turned into rage, released as hate. Slowly I cut straight to the bone. Features contort distending in pain. Scream if you like I find it exciting. I will enjoy making you suffer again and again Until your face goes blank! Crushing appendages. Torment excruciating. Suffer!!! Slumping in a heap, lying there unconscious in a short lived purgatory. Bleeding broken Fastened tightly to the table. Voltage ripping through the body to revive with agony. Brought back to hell! Suffer!!! Watching the knife gush from the flesh. Staring into your dying eyes. Lust !!!! Turned into rage, released as hate. Slashing the knife across your throat drowning in blood gasping for air seeing you die I find exciting. I have enjoyed making you suffer until the end: The end of your ******* life!"" Song: Gorgasm - Masticate to Dominate

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Yet, most would put: "...Golden Tee, shuffleboard, pinball, he's got the score that everybody around here's tryin to beat, he's a six pack up when he walks in, tells the band crank it up to 10, then he's up dancin on his seat, well he's a big mouth, yellin' hey play some free bird, says give me three steps and nobody gets hurt, then he takes off his shirt There's one in every crowd, brings the party in us out, good time charley with a harley, whiskey bent and hellbound, he's got the next round, but he always drinks for free, there's one in every crowd, and it's usually me, hey ya'll, hey ya'll, hey ya'll, there's one in every crowd..."

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canucksrule88 0

emo much? if u want to reply with lyrics use some better music please

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v1knownaz_chris 0

or just use lyrics people have heard of. so everyone can understand you ;)

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ttuwmasian 0

ydi for choosing to have a crappy bf. learn pick winners and not lame losers

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rowergirl 0

congrats on the 32 pounds, dump your bf and find some better who cares

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triplethreat13 0

i love FMLs that copy almost exactly another story from 2 days ago.

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Antonio718 0

and how most people don't notice

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Snowlight_fml 7

Am I misunderstanding this? From what I read, th OP's boyfriend mistook her for her hotter younger sister. Isnt that a good thing?

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heyhoe_fml 0

no the OP means her boyfriend didn't even bother to notice her weight loss at all, he was too distracted by her hotter younger sister.

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murdersquirrel 15

I'm pretty sure you're right. The sister was OP.

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freddyyy 0

Uh, yeah. No shit. Of course he noticed your apparently hotter sister first.

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angryseatroll 5

That stinks. Congrats on losing 32 lbs tho! That takes a lot! Great job! :)

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berry_cheesecake 0

omgg i lost 32 lbs in the past 3 months also!! LOL that's so funny! i just had to comment on that. but on a more serious note, he's a douche and I hope you'll find someone more decent/respectful

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Towelie_31 0

Today is lucky day, im going to tell you how to fix this problem with one magic word... herpes

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