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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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Eight hour window

By fishyrael - 12/07/2022 00:00 - United States - East Lansing

Today, I got home an hour late from to find that my roommate had left the fridge open for the entire 8 hours. The kicker is that I was an hour late because I was at the grocery store, not buying the things that were getting ruined because I thought we had some. FML

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By Jograd - 25/09/2012 17:13 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML

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Good job

By thanks Toby dumbfuck - 13/07/2020 14:02

Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML

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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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Roommates from Hell

By Snoodist - 06/05/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By Alexander - 30/05/2010 16:53 - Russian Federation

Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug of my fridge out of the socket. Several days ago. Now I have to get rid of a ton of stinking food and clean the stinking fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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Monday 1 April 2013 9:20

Your roommate lacks curdesy.

Blackcatluck 19

Monday 1 April 2013 9:20

I'm actually curious to why she has a massive amount of cheese, please do share why!

Comments

whY402Jay 12

Monday 1 April 2013 15:53

The entire room must smell like a giant yeast infection.

twaumat 28

Monday 1 April 2013 17:09

so many tupid comments on this FML

lonewolf621 17

Monday 1 April 2013 23:54

What is she a mouse?

HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 2 April 2013 4:22

Cheez-louise you have a roommate who might be trying to kill you.

moviebetty 2

Tuesday 2 April 2013 6:57

My freshman roommate did the same thing with a bag of frozen fruit then blamed me for not cleaning it up for her

theoreopage 9

Thursday 4 April 2013 2:05

the fact that she has a mass amount of cheese in the fridge and unplugged it doesnt make her seem like a very nice roommate

naiveprophet 15

Thursday 4 April 2013 2:38

Gag! Although I think having a roommate put a bag of potatoes on top of the fridge (where none of us could see it) and then forget about it until rotten potato juice started running down the fridge..... miiiight top that.