Animals and Health: Today, I came home after a month to dog poop everywhere. Not... - FML

By his dog poops too - 14/09/2018 20:22

Today, I came home after a month to dog poop everywhere. Not because my dog is untrained, but because my brother is too lazy to clean the backyard and there’s nowhere left for them to poop. FML

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cheesebond 29

Thursday 13 September 2018 23:08

OP here. For everyone wondering the grass was also left uncut so the backyard wasn’t completely filled, but the parts that don’t have 2 foot tall grass were. We have 2 dogs and he was left to maintain the house while we were gone which was actually a month and a half closer to 2 months. Also having him finally clean it wasn’t an option because I asked him to the first second and third day before I finally did it. He always said he would but never did.

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real life problems 26

Thursday 13 September 2018 3:33

I feel more sorry for the poor dogs being neglected.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 13 September 2018 4:03

Time to feel his bed with dog poo and tell him next time get off your useless ass😈

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blahblabbity 19

Saturday 15 September 2018 2:58

wait, why would you come home after a month just to poop everywhere? did they not have bathrooms where you were?

Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 23 September 2018 0:33

Make sure to never help him with anything in the future

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