By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
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Andr913 13

What beautiful wording.

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Epikouros 31

OP should write a bestseller and hire a domestic sanitation engineer.

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Andr913 13

Or enter the Bower-Lytton contest.

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Anbuntou 8

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault!

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crazyluvbug 8

Omg! I'm so glad I'm not the only one thinking about this song. I cant help but laugh when I hear phebs sing it!

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FYLDeep 25

Hey, who are you to blow the lid off of this urine ecosystem theory? You could have at least waited until I got my thesis published on the topic.

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DjeePee 24

Hey, OP, do you know that when cats start to urinate on random spots at your house, it's very difficult to unlearn that behaviour? If they can smell piss, they will urinate on the same spot. Again. And again.

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perdix 29

And with a name like that, I defer to your expertise. The gas mask indicates that you probably spend time in urine clouds and don't trust in olfactory fatigue.

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pinkdisco 3

Well they weren't gonna hold it in were they, poor cat. Have fun cleaning haha, YDI!

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2O12 6

I see you have a wild imagination. c:

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underguarded 20

I would think the cat shit would be a far higher concern then the Urine. Or that you need to learn to put things back where they belong.

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eilonwylovegood 8

I think cat urine smells way worse than cat poop.

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stacianichole 2

Cat pee is ammonia based.

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underguarded 20

My cats shit if FAR worse of a smell then Pee. Pee can be wiped up with a cloth. Shit can get tracked through the house.

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stacianichole 2

Cat pee LINGERS for ages, plus OP has a problem now because wherever they smell it, they'll pee again. Cats are territorial like most animals.

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stacianichole 2

YDI. If someone took away your toilet, you would have to figure out an alternative, too.

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Cat_Daniels 6

Congrats!! You have developed a new form of precipitation!

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