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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

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By Tcake - 19/05/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML

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Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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By anx133 - 15/01/2009 08:05 - China

Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went to pee and noticed my pants were covered in what looked like a green dust. I touched it, sniffed it, and it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took my boots off again only to find that one of my cats had took a dump in one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2019 20:48

Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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dhollis61 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 12:10

Urain lol XD

iluvhobos 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 12:09

Well that's a pleasant thought.

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GameAddikt 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 15:49

Quick, to the windows, and then to the air freshener!

lalalaski 3

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:02

you have a large vocabulary.

maszaros 9

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:09

You, OP, are not clever.

leadman1989 15

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:11

Dryer time...

ideasrule 13

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:23

"cycling ecosystem"? That's a term you just invented, right? I think you meant "water cycle".

iheartstupid 4

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:37

It makes me LOL when OPs try to cover up the stupidity of what they did in their FML by trying to be clever and use big words. It really just makes you look more stupid.

Bofferding_fml 6

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:56

Embrace the golden shower!

Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 17:05

Google it, I'm not sure if it's parsley or another plant that you boil and mix it with another product and it actually removes the smell. Good luck OP.

lochlan9 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 17:32

Party foul!!!

stormracer101 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 18:07

And it is very difficult to get that smell out. I've shampooed rugs and sprays febreeze and disinfectant spray and washed down wooden furniture and I still smell it. Rawr!!