By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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expen_dable 0

1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Jimboom 11

Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

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NightWatchmen87 0

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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meta_knight_486 5

Oh, and he's not already doing drugs that will kill you over time?

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Yagamiii 0

******* smash his head in with his beer bottles!

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div01 2

He prolly knocked it over by accident or drunkenly tried to shove it up his ass... And that was the best excuse he could come up with at the time.

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baileys82 0

screw what everyone else is saying. i think breaking someone's bong, regardless of the price, is a hangable offense in some countries. just hide the weed.

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voveraite 7

"smoke on sis" there, I corrected it for you :P

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proud_liberal 0

weed is good for you, anyone who disagrees is a ****** republican

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cyberhoy 3

last time i checked Obama has done nothing to legalize it so STFU

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helios_rex 0

LOL at all the conservative ******* here crying because "weed is illegal" wah wah wah. Weed is awesome, period.

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artcgirl 0

conservative? because we don't like weed?

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Lonnie33 0

I'm Conservative and I love weed so I don't know what you're talking about

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damnthatsuck 0

report him? i can see that going well... Officer he Broke my bong!!! yes i realize its illegal but he still broke it

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thebeefzoosher 0

you're an idiot, most of the stores that sell bongs are owned by the government just like the lcbo is with liquor. and owning a bong isnt illegal dumbass WEED IS AMAZING!!! WOOO

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iislix1ii 19

actually 101 bongs arent illegal, however weed is. makes sense, right?

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deathbunny256 0

Good for him! You should smash his cigarrettes to save you both. YDI by the way.

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imbored932 4

i find it tough to say FML when you are doing something illegal to begin with... i don't smoke, but i'm not against it either. just doesn't do it for me... but it is still illegal. therefore, YDI for wasting that much $$$ on it

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

the only reason a bong (or any type of pipe used to smoke weed) can be considered illegal is if it has marijuana resin in it.

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Ashleylol 0

undercover cop lmao(:

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soccerboy101 0

U shouldn't smoke weed evn if it's not bad for u, it's a gateway drug

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Malexhe 0

That made me lol so much, I actually choked.

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newguy90 0

Hahaha Seriously? I would say start thinking for urself, but I know how hard that can be for ppl like u #23

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ImTheAlpha 30

Sørry for late reply. Marijuana is only a gateway drug for (stupid) individuals whø were taught that it was illegal because it was horrible and will kill you. When they find out it does nothing bad, they move onto harder drugs (wrongly) thinking nothing bad will happen and that they'll just get a better high.

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