By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Jimboom 11

Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

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NightWatchmen87 0

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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guitardedman 0

everyone saying ydi for doing drugs **** off. seriously, go hang yourself because you are a sheltered ******* moron. weed is barely a drug, and smashing anything of someones for such a stupid reason is unjustifiable. nobody has ever directly died from marijuana, which cannot be said of tobacco or alcohol, weed cures hangovers (at least for myself and anyone else who i know thats tried it). its going to be legal, its just a matter of time. you can legally smoke it in canada and california i believe, so **** off if you think you are some super-citizen by telling someone online that you're better than them because you dont smoke. if you dont smoke, cool, but dont act like you think you are ******* god or something by criticizing the actions of others. OP, thats an expensive bong...if you're gonna spend that much might as well get a vape

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Prue_fml 0

marijuana can cause psychosis and it's a depressant, believe it or not. my parter was admitted to a mental hospital and was diagnosed with bi polar. the psychosis that entailed his admission to hospital was pot induced psychosis. it can't kill you directly, no, but it's how it alters a persons mind that makes it dangerous eg psychosis, paranoia which can result in suicide or accidental death. these are the risks that pot smokers are susceptible to. it's a filthy drug.

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Jrpm19 0

your friend was obviously doing harder shit because one of the cannaboids in weed is an anti psychotic.

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KarCar523 0

i would love to see what ur ass hole roommate thinks of weed when he's on medical marijuana for the ****** up pain of the cancer treatment he needs thanks to all that smoking.

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STFUBishh 0

I would of slapped the hell out of that bitch.

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kitkatkelly 0

You don't deserve this even though you bought a $300 bong. I mean WTF.

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CallMeHush 0

Your roomate needs to learn what boundries are and keeps his douchbag self out of your stuff. I'd make him replace it.

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FTL1234567890 0

YDI for being a retarded drug addict and you should be happy he didn't show the police, hes doing you a favor

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rabbit_fml 0

You are the retard. Drug addict? Marijuana is non-addictive and natural, people are born with THC receptors in their brain. I can't believe how stupid some of these anti-weed people are. Cigarettes and alcohol are at the top of the list regarding deaths and problems. Stfu.

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Puolukka 4

It can be psychologically addictive though...I saw it in my husbands brother...he was really into that shit and he would go crazy whenever he wasn't high because he wanted the relaxed happy feeling so bad...

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kbtoys 2

Yes, but for god's sake, chocolate can be psychologically addictive if you're weak-willed enough.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

She didn't destroy the bong because pot is dangerous, she did it because she is a ******* alcoholic. Still, YDI because you are wasting your life on pot and you can't even go to the police to complain about it.

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rustyrox 0

I'm not a fan but that's f'ed up

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