By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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expen_dable 0

1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Jimboom 11

Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

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NightWatchmen87 0

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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Edenbeam 19

That's what you get for being a pothead with a $300 bong.

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acid_moose 7

guys dont judge this person for smoking pot- honestly it's less dangerous tht alcohol, and imo more fun as well :) but seriously; $300 on a bong? you can make one for about $1, in my area you can buy one for £5 (about $8)

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fanieee 2

a $300 bong..**** that! kick that douche's ass

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pablopoo 7

Ozzy ozborns a badass gorge washington smoked weed look it up and he shouldnt break the fuys bong those things are expensive it would b like sum1 breaking ur droid or xbox or jus burning 300 $ and drinking and smoking is worse smoking cigs alone is worse than smoking wees

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im_irish 0

Why would you spend $300 on a bong?

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im_irish 0

I've made one out of a high lighter, come on man

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