Miscellaneous: Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised...

By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Guess I was wrong - 16/03/2020 06:23

Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML

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Sixth sense

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 22:00

Today, I walked in the house as though I was coming home from work on a normal day, fully clothed and carrying my work bag, but somehow my dad still knew I hadn’t been to work, but was in fact doing the evening version of the walk of shame, after spending all day in bed with my booty call. FML

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New man

By Anonymous - 27/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML

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Hey how are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer, and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML

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Judge Judy

By LuvShawn - 27/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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What the…?

By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 10:35 - Norway

Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML

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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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AmyBeth 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:03

Wtf ?!

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:09

I wonder what you guys talked about after that, it must have been reeeeaaaaally awkward =/

Comments

badmamujamu 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 8:42

lol x 10 Theirs no way that's true. That is to good to be true. You now realiz u have something against him forever. example whenever he what to stop u from doing something tell Him u have photographic evidence he likes to wear dresses when u really don't

Tatertotz515 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 23:33

I'm mentally creeped out now....... Is your dad buff?

astriofou 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:44

daddy likes to play dress up too dont be to harsh :)

boomjack 2

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:09

wowsers

ParkersGirl 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:42

LMAO!

Miamouse 0

Friday 4 November 2011 22:23

*Mindfreak*

duhWINNING2_fml 9

Thursday 15 December 2011 3:38

^The word you were looking for is mindfuck.

Lant 6

Sunday 14 October 2012 0:51

Lmao

Trollgod 13

Wednesday 21 November 2012 20:04

Being a transgendered or "gender queer" person is nothing to be ashamed of. I am very sorry OP that your father felt so ashamed that he couldn't share that part of his life with you. However, in the way your FML was worded it sounded like you were implying that being trans, or even being a girl, was somehow wrong!!!