Miscellaneous: Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised...

By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Guess I was wrong - 16/03/2020 06:23

Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML

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Sixth sense

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 22:00

Today, I walked in the house as though I was coming home from work on a normal day, fully clothed and carrying my work bag, but somehow my dad still knew I hadn’t been to work, but was in fact doing the evening version of the walk of shame, after spending all day in bed with my booty call. FML

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New man

By Anonymous - 27/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML

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Hey how are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer, and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML

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Judge Judy

By LuvShawn - 27/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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What the…?

By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 10:35 - Norway

Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML

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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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AmyBeth 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:03

Wtf ?!

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:09

I wonder what you guys talked about after that, it must have been reeeeaaaaally awkward =/

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plasticballoon 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:32

and exactly what about your dad beeing trans is a problem? he just likes to wear a dress! it's really not a big deal. hes not cheating or anyting, just finding plessure in wearing pretty clothes. a bit akward, yes, but definetly not fml

plasticballoon 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:35

acctually, if you disrespect crossdressers you totally deserve to have your dad doing it XD

InspiredByGaGa 8

Friday 7 August 2009 22:50

That is NOT an FML, unless your father is visiting you at school dressed like that or pretending to be a prostitute that you ordered on craigslist.

maree_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 11:01

repeat, get a new fml this was posted about a week ago zzzzzz

youdidwhatnow 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:00

Did he look pretty?

ClaraLewy 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 8:46

WTF

Mr_Alarm 12

Saturday 17 April 2010 0:20

WTF? Am I seriously the only one that thinks it's weird as shit and that I would probably crap my pants (figuratively, of course) if this happened to me? Seriously, I'm not sure why political correctness has suddenly been raised to such an extreme level, but IMO crossdressing is completely abnormal and shouldn't be considered socially acceptable by any means. Seriously, pretending you're the other sex? That could lead to a lot of trouble, and I'm sure that if we're all honest, this isn't something that "regular", and I use the term loosely, people should be forced to witness. Anyone care to explain all the defensiveness?