Miscellaneous: Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised...

By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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By Guess I was wrong - 16/03/2020 06:23

Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML

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Sixth sense

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 22:00

Today, I walked in the house as though I was coming home from work on a normal day, fully clothed and carrying my work bag, but somehow my dad still knew I hadn’t been to work, but was in fact doing the evening version of the walk of shame, after spending all day in bed with my booty call. FML

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New man

By Anonymous - 27/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer, and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML

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Judge Judy

By LuvShawn - 27/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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What the…?

By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 10:35 - Norway

Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML

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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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AmyBeth 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:03

Wtf ?!

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:09

I wonder what you guys talked about after that, it must have been reeeeaaaaally awkward =/

Comments

fawfulster 11

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:46

Take him a picture and post it online! That'll teach him!

Amortifiedperson 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:02

You just made my day! This is hilarious!

LittleMel4 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:56

#95 you are a ******* idiot. Why don't you do some research first. Not all cross dressers are gay....moron #93 thanks! I agree #92 I was bitching the people who are being close minded. The OP just seems to have been a bit shocked, but doesn't show ignorance like some of these other people #83 good thing I don't believe in your god #27 no I would not freak out. Why? Because I am very active in the transgender community, I have male friends who wear skirts on a daily basis and I am studying to me a gender therapist. So I would understand. Also I think people need to educate themselves on what different words mean

ohnoyouDINT 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:00

shut your man pleaser.

Chowmein 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:11

Wow. FYL

wroughtinfire 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:22

What an awful way to find out. Sorry dear. But you'll be fine. Better your dad be comfortable with himself than always trying to be something he's not.

Smiley011 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:55

hahahahahah that makes me laugh :] he could have just been experiencing

CandyRox1234 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:55

Lmao this this too funny. Maybe he was looking in the wrong closet x)

dustbunnies 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 4:06

You saw your dad in your living room and then knocked to be let in? Sorry if I'm being stupid or something. It just sounds like you looked through your door before it was opened. Unless it was already opened and you knocked on the pane.