By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
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NGM_47 0

I wonder what you guys talked about after that, it must have been reeeeaaaaally awkward =/

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skullbuster 0

What are you bitching about? Did you Dad try to get you to **** him on the living room floor or something? Did he want you to tear his dress off with your teeth or try on some of his outfits? I mean, I wouldn't be inviting him out for a night on the town or anything - and don't bring anybody home unexpectedly from here on out - but if Dad wants to get his freak on, and he isn't asking you to join in, what do you care? GROW THE **** UP OP!

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samoht05 0

Actually statistics show that most cross-dressers are straight. They cross-dress because they like the look and feel of a woman's body.

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triplethreat13 0

my friend dressed up as a cross-dressing stud at camp once. haha this story reminded me of that. minus the dress, add a blouse.

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ohnoyouDINT 0

Oh my, look how politically correct we are. Mustn't ever say anything bad about anyone (except straight, white males of course).

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skullbuster 0

It isn't about being politically correct, this is just kind of a big 'who cares'. Honestly, I'd use it to blackmail the old hag... and humiliate him by forcing one of those afterschool special-esque father-son talks where Dad explains about his freaky fetishes. Anyway "ohnoyouDINT", get down off your ******* high horse you slimy douchebag and go back to slurping Barack Obama's nutsack, a'right!?

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

ha haha. your dad's a fag

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2funny 0

OMG for your sake I hope this is made up... or else someone's got some explaining to do....

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rebuttals 0

this just made me sad. as a transvestite myself (and i'm a woman--so for all of you fucktards out there who can't get that, I dress like a man), it's upsetting to just read how ******* uneducated some of these people are about GLBT.. it completely makes me sick how some people find it disgusting for one to express themselves. At the same time, I suppose they're expressing themselves, as well. I should also let other people know that not all transvestites are gay. I'm a straight woman who prefers mens clothes, just as some men are straight and just prefer women's clothes. You know, if you haven't talked to your dad about it, maybe you should. I think he wouldn't mind too much...it may just be nice to clear the air a bit. Oh, and P.S. If God made us all into "his" image and likeness, then he must be a fabulous gay/bi/pan/transsexual with both a penis and giant boobs, and combat boots with a nice pink feather boa too. Good for him.

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Funky_T 0

#124 hahahaha FYL for being a tranny......and God doesnt have all them things u said u ******* weirdo..... P.S. nobody cares why trannys are trannys so STFU

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skullbuster 0

@Rebuttals: I'm afraid I couldn't choke out a tear for you here. You are absolutely right, I for one have no idea what the **** you are talking about when you say you are a woman tranny. I mean, hell, Ellen wears mens clothes every day on national television...it's hardly the coming out of the century here for a woman to throw on a pair of khakis and a polo shirt. WTF, the whole WPGA tour is made up of lady trannys. Your revolution is over sister, you can put the bra back on!!!

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folking_you_up 0

I agree with you, still it can be very scary and awkward to be going through this when it's your parents who is trans and needing to deal with that can be difficult.

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rebuttals 0

no tears were needed, i wasn't asking for them. although I suppose I owe you personally an apology. Some people on the internet aren't quite as educated as you. Or know who Ellen DeGeneres is. Or understand that when someone says "I dress as if I am a man" I mean the entire thing--binding breasts and all. Sooooo, as a note to you, there was no "revolution," and I don't need to put the goddamn "bra back on." I wasn't being offensive to you, and sorry if I was. It was an expression of my own opinion which I believe I am entitled to have. I'm sorry you had an issue with it. But you have a point as well. It was just really shitty.

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likeajewel 0

Haha so he's like Freddie mercury from the "I want to break free" video... Interesting! Lmao

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frannytrois64 0

Or blackmail the man and make him buy u stuff.

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laurie1094 0

dude, it's kinda disturbing to discover that your dad likes to dress up like a woman.

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folking_you_up 0

This can be weird, but it's not the end of the world. In fact, it's way more common than you think.

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