Health: Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot...

By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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By NowABlonde - 09/03/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I decided to lighten my hair. I applied the dye and waited 20 minutes. When I went to wash the dye out, the water wouldn't turn on. After my head started to burn, I called the landlord in a panic. Turns out there was a water main break and the entire city block doesn't have water. FML

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Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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By shittyemployee - 28/07/2018 19:00

Today, I rushed to work after a night of drinking and partying, and put my hair up on my way in. People started worriedly asking what happened to my head, so I looked in the mirror. I had scratches and a welt on my forehead from hitting the wall during sex last night. FML

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By N O - 27/05/2014 18:47 - Canada - Granton

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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By nosey - 08/04/2013 19:20 - United Kingdom - Mountain Ash

Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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Blue_Black_fml 21

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:12

Sorry to say this OP, but you're an idiot..

Rayth 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:13

A bit forgetful are we?

Comments

shiffizzle 13

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:20

Wow. You need to exercise your brain more OP.

thenielsens 12

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:21

Stop...just stop.

buckstop1 37

Wednesday 18 March 2015 1:56

You first.

ShadowGenius 12

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:29

I use to smoke a lot of weed too.

dragonvale19 12

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:31

Im gonna say you deserve it cause... I cant really say this is very bad so....

anticharm 1

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:32

Today my friend called me hysterical and freaking out because her head was bleeding profusely in the shower. She only calmed down after I reminded her of the washable red hair dye she had on.

jqmalang 17

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:33

Well...that was stupid. But I don't blame you, it happens.

Rkikkas9713 25

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:36

I'm sorry OP but YDI, glad you're not hurt though!

feven 32

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:37

If you were bleeding why would you call your friend? She's not going to save your life, call 911 next time. Or whatever the number for the ambulance is in your country

Brandi_Faith 33

Friday 20 March 2015 19:00

If her friend was in the next room (which is how it sounds to me) then I completely understand. She was in the shower and her friend would call 911, plus, if you think you're hurt you're a bit scared and want the comfort of someone else.

falsequeen 2

Wednesday 18 March 2015 1:19

Why would you call your friends first and not 911?

s0728 17

Wednesday 18 March 2015 1:26

I could see maybe being freaked out for a few seconds because it's obviously not usual to have all this red washing out. But then you're supposed to come to your senses and remember that you dyed your hair - before calling your friend. Ydi