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By RS - 17/03/2015 16:25 - United States - Delray Beach

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML

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Looking good

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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Impressive hairstyle

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML

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Stylish

By Jenny - 16/06/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, a cute coworker came into the office with a completely new haircut. Instead of complimenting him with, "I like your hair," I said, "I like your head." He backed away slowly and avoided me for the rest of the day. FML

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By stupidgirlll - 26/06/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML

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His type

By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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Fresh

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

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First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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rhiannahoward14 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:16

Well, why WAS there an onion on your head?

Rayth 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:12

Impressing people are overrated just be yourself instead

Comments

Rayth 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:12

Impressing people are overrated just be yourself instead

Kailayla 29

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:14

Agreed. Be yourself and you'll impress people.

im_a_black_guy 10

Wednesday 18 March 2015 2:54

Unless you're a murderer

Noreason89 6

Wednesday 18 March 2015 3:29

it's only a a hairdo it's not like they changed their whole personality

Countryboy1996 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:38

That comment needs more likes and to be on the front of a newspaper or something.

Hollywoodgirl79 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:16

The good thing is that hair grows back! You should experiment with different kinds of gels and stuff until it grows back

stupidity99 16

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:31

I don't think they got a haircut, maybe STYLED their hair differently?

annarcheer 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 3:28

I was thinking she put it up in a bun or something. You have to be crazy to cut your hair that drastically for someone that your only crushing on.

psychopolarbear 28

Wednesday 18 March 2015 4:30

I'm guessing it was a sock bun.

rhiannahoward14 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:16

Well, why WAS there an onion on your head?

ChocolateScyther 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 1:36

she was going for a Jimmy Neutron look

gobiteme2 34

Wednesday 18 March 2015 2:19

She was looking for a piece of cheese and hamburger patty. Going to make a Sandwich.

hippodankamus 22

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:16

Don't try to be someone you're not. If someone can't accept you for who you are then don't pursue them.

cryssycakesx3 22

Wednesday 18 March 2015 3:25

ehh, it's just a hairstyle. it's not like she just completely pretended to be someone else. you've never worn a shirt or something because someone said they liked it?