By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 637
You deserved it 4 333

Same thing different taste

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I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

missus_butter 0

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

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ashley987 0

Amen brotha @ #10 Amen brotha @ #40 Ohhhhshizzz your arguments are redundant and childish to say the least. Its good you quit while you were behind. @ OP Wow. That's all I have to say. I guess your wife takes the term "dog lover" to the next level and prefers the dog over you. As #9 put it quite quite nicely, What. A. Bitch. Time to start re-evaluating your marriage buddy.

To whoever it may concern; I have no problem with women, but I do think some of the "women" (I mean 12 and 14 year olds) here need to develop a sense of humor. Just by the way #10 wrote it, it's obviously a joke. And academics do not always equal common sense, for example #80...Completing math requirements is always good, but at age 12 you probably shouldn't be posting your e-mail for everyone on the internet to see...Just a thought.

"As for all this crap about getting in the kitchen and baking some cookies while barefoot and pregnant. The women need to stop getting bent out of shape. For one, statistically speaking gender equality is horseshit. The reason being is that we are all equal and all but men don't care if women do mens work (if they can do it) BUT most women have negative connotations of men taking over "womenly/wifely" duties. House husbands don't work out in marriages." Gender equality is horseshit? We are far from equal. Men DO care about women doing "men's work." Haven't you ever heard of the glass ceiling? Not to mention the sexual harassment women have to put up with when they go into male-dominated workplaces. What women get mad when men do work around the house? Stop talking out of your ass. Here's some food for thought: Married women are more likely to be depressed than single women. Married men are less likely to be depressed than single men. http://www.apa.org/ppo/issues/pwomenanddepress.html 5th paragraph under "Risk Factors for Depression." This is from the American Psychological Association, not Daily Mail. Yay for empirical studies. Hmm I wonder what's going on there....

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

i'd kill her if i were you. i'd normally think guys were the ones who were pathetic assholes, but this reminded how much worse women are

I forgot to add; I couldn't agree more with #84. You hit it dead on man.

MOL_fml 0

I know, I am more excited to see my cat then my Mom when she comes home/ Fact of matter is, people find it better to come home to there pets then humans.

AMEN! -I actually wasnt gonna say it until I realised how many 12 and 14 year old feminists its been pissing off. :) And I'm gonna have to agree with #84 here No one gives a shit what classes you're taking, what your high school GPA is, or the amount of people you've ******. Because ALL of those numbers could be made up, with no way of proving it. Fighting on the internet is like racing in the special olympics: Even if you win, you're still retarded.

wonnybot73 0