Health: Today, I came home from living in Spain for 2 years. My mom made...

By Lemonhead - 21/07/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I came home from living in Spain for 2 years. My mom made dinner for me, and she had forgotten about my allergy to citrus, because she made lemon chicken. After using my EpiPen, and calling 911 for myself, I heard my mom say to my dad, "She always did have to be the center of attention." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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Call the cops!

By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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Emergency

By Kassiopia - 14/11/2009 12:35 - United States

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML

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Emergencies can't be choosers

By Anonymous - 20/07/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my mom argued with me that I should have went to an emergency room a further 18 minutes away from me, during a near fatal allergic reaction, so I would've received "better care." FML

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Care and sympathy

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 12:01 - United States

Today, after taking vacation time to visit her, my mom told me she was glad I was leaving so she could get back to her diet. I'm prediabetic and have been trying to manage the condition. She ordered dessert at every meal and was the only one in the family who did. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I had a mild allergic reaction from eating pasta salad. I told my mom that I might be allergic to the parsley, since it was the only ingredient that I don't eat often. She made me eat a sprig of it to "make sure." Now my face is covered in hives. FML

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Close call

By MC - 14/05/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boy's Epipen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out, and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML

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Great parenting

By VeryLoved - 28/04/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, after a year of staying at home, I finally went out. I had a panic attack and couldn't breathe, so my mum decided to scream at me and slap me so I'd become "normal". FML

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Freaked out

By allergyface - 16/12/2009 03:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 05:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife. When I yelled for my dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste my blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

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BirdieC 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:08

your mom's pretty careless.

always_his 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:10

FYL for having such a mother! That's ridiculous.

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Guitarist45 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 5:36

what a bitch....

Frenz 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:55

Geez. If you had died, I bet your mom would be at your funeral bitching about how you 'always make things all about you'.

LoLAvA 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 7:29

That bitch of a mum! Tell her that you had to be the center of attention at the paticular time because you were, well, DYING!

NekoHakase 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 4:47

What a selfish mother. It's sad, my boyfriend has one of those too... She let him cry after breaking his leg for two DAYS before bringing him to the hospital and then complained that she missed her soap opera because of it.

Tona_fml 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 9:51

Your mom is really careless 2

Fuutballer 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 10:08

FYL mom fail. What a bitch.

SovietRei 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:58

Your mom is an idiot.

zebradude 0

Monday 8 August 2011 22:31

Why did u eat lemon chicken?!? YDI.

FweakofCydonia 40

Monday 2 January 2012 17:03

The mom likely put in lemon secretly without telling the person. therefore, the person ate it.

mikelangele 15

Wednesday 30 May 2012 12:25

mikelangele 15

Friday 2 December 2011 17:42

@zebradude - seriously y did u eat lemon chicken?!?! use your brains - maybe her mother did not tell her its lemon chicken and obviously when you look at chicken, u say chicken NOT lemon chicken! Seriously dude, zebras have more brains than u. Let see if you're capable of seeing what i did there. Who the **** calls themselves zebradude anyways!??!

PeeNaught 3

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:05

I totally understand since I've been in the EXACT same situation numerous times... to all so called "parents" like yours and mine I simply say fucc you. GOD forbid, we epi babies actually ended up with serious issues or worse, dead. Can't stand parents/ people like that!! Anyway, glad nothing serious went down and rock on girly!