Holidays: Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 16:42 - France - Beausoleil

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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By Pool-less - 04/09/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

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Nature is healing

By IssacB - 17/07/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I came home after just 3 weeks of being away. It seems like my pool now has its own mini-ecosystem. FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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Shower time

By poolboy - 23/07/2012 04:28

Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML

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By TmWhisp - 13/05/2016 10:02 - United States

Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

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By Stunned - 04/02/2013 09:15 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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CallMeWindSock 24

Thursday 3 July 2014 23:31

Mi casa es su casa?

Trin_Tran 26

Thursday 3 July 2014 23:32

Time to call the police, OP .

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TheVurcle 10

Friday 4 July 2014 15:03

Assholes, poop in their garden, and clog their toilets.

lina21 12

Friday 4 July 2014 19:22

I'm pretty sure that's trespassing OP. Call the cops

Omniprism 14

Friday 4 July 2014 19:45

Call the cops.

Sketchcook 1

Friday 4 July 2014 19:59

I'd have been a little pissed. They wouldn't be allowed back, at least not for some time.

Pixiecrack 11

Friday 4 July 2014 20:02

omg op that happens to me all the time!!! My parents invited them to do that whenever they want but there is a fine line to cross when they still do it and my parents are gone on vacation....I fully support you op in whatever decision you make FYL

Lsidak715 8

Friday 4 July 2014 21:32

What did you do OP?

ladybugz23 13

Friday 4 July 2014 21:55

call police!! right way!!

AwesomeDude77 3

Friday 4 July 2014 23:06

Wait wwwwwwhaaaat this is ur house noo get out of my house

corppe 10

Saturday 5 July 2014 4:46

Take pictures and call the police

slipstreak 10

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:58

Bill them for their little "vacation."

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Today, while at a restaurant, my three year old daughter pointed at an African-American girl and yelled out “She’s ugly because she’s black!” Me and my wife got dirty looks for the entire rest of our meal. We have no idea where she learned that. FML

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Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML

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Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

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