Holidays: Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 16:42 - France - Beausoleil

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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You deserved it 2 326

By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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You deserved it 285

By Pool-less - 04/09/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

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Nature is healing

By IssacB - 17/07/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I came home after just 3 weeks of being away. It seems like my pool now has its own mini-ecosystem. FML

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You deserved it 5 505

By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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You deserved it 1 422

Shower time

By poolboy - 23/07/2012 04:28

Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML

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You deserved it 2 813

By TmWhisp - 13/05/2016 10:02 - United States

Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML

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You deserved it 51

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

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You deserved it 551

By Stunned - 04/02/2013 09:15 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML

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You deserved it 3 703

By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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You deserved it 3 647

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CallMeWindSock 24

Thursday 3 July 2014 23:31

Mi casa es su casa?

Trin_Tran 26

Thursday 3 July 2014 23:32

Time to call the police, OP .

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Jezebelle 5

Saturday 5 July 2014 9:43

Time to drown some neighbors......Hey officer, I just got home.......honest.....

hotdawg22 6

Sunday 6 July 2014 7:13

I would have shit on their porch then told them to go back to their house.

mtllsw3am 5

Sunday 6 July 2014 10:45

That must have been pretty awkward

charlielindor 4

Sunday 6 July 2014 20:04

shit! I wouldn't mind. as long as they cleaned up after themselves. be a good neighbor, you never know when someone may break into your house in the middle of the night and your neighbor is the one who saves your life

russfml 31

Sunday 6 July 2014 21:45

Neighbourly level of pool hopping lol. I know my neighbours who have a pool invite us to use it when they're away and I still feel awkward. I have to wonder went through their mind not even asking.

bbaumeister18 9

Sunday 6 July 2014 22:20

39000th Like

Abbidon 4

Tuesday 8 July 2014 5:05

Hey I just got back You all are crazy I'm calling the cops So beat it maybe

bobman3355 4

Tuesday 8 July 2014 7:17

One time we went on vacation and came back and had our Neighbors over for some beer only to find it all gone they had used the hidden key to let them selves in drink our beer and mess up where some of our stuff was

shine999 12

Tuesday 8 July 2014 17:02

Well they deserve a vacation too!!

sohibil 6

Wednesday 9 July 2014 9:57

Leave a pack of pitbulls in your yard, fill the pool with piranhas and add some crocodile just for the effect :)

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Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

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Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

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Today, my son is smarter than average, almost genius level, and he has now reached an age where not only does he question me at every turn, he actually out-argues me 90% of the time and I can’t do anything about it because technically he’s right and I’m wrong. FML

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Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

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Today, as I'm traditional, this that means I learned the bride's parents pay for wedding, the groom's parents pay for the honeymoon. My in-laws didn't pay for a honeymoon. Fine - they disappointed me, I'll disappoint them with no grandchildren. No honeymoon, no grandchildren. FML

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You deserved it 2 837

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML

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You deserved it 394