By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
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Soloman212 28

Well he was trying to wake her up! Or mark his territory... one of the two.

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awesomegirl2s98 1

Good luck with her. She's an alcoholic Girl who doesn't give a damn.

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kut19 6

she was drinking it, not brushing her teeth with it.

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TheDrifter 23

Snookie perhaps then?

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CaityCatastrophy 0

No, otherwise there would be glitter and god knows what else.

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johnson94 5

that's funny, right?... because before she's leaves, she brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack? right???

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jak133 0

probly... then she is going to wake up felling like p diddy

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nocanhaz 4

She deserved it for drinking around little kids.

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OnlyAFeckWanker 0

She drinked it for kidding around little deserves.

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WCARlover 34

sounds like you gotta stop hiring babysitters from the local prison?

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jayellef 3

she deserves to be peed on, and I really hope you didn't pay her and then charged her for the whiskey, that stuff is expensive. also if she's underage, time to talk to the parents.

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Narwhalskill 0

Your son is my hero. I hated my babysitters

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garrettcodd 0

lol you sure she didnt just pee herself in her drunken state?:)

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dummayy 0

haha...kids will be kids hehe :P

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Egnar 19

Well if your son is safe [which is all that matters] it looks like you've just gotten the cheapest babysitter in the world [depending on how long you were out, considering it was work I imagine 6-8 hours or a small amount of time if he's in school yet]. Despite what everyone was saying a Bottle of Jack is NOT that expensive so refusing to pay up for her lack of maturity and concern for the wellbeing of your son. If she's a child I highly recommend calling her parents and informing them of the situation - Not so much because you want to be a "bitch" but because it's the right thing to do.

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eradonnes 0

ah dude chill out,dont spend half ur ******* life wrinting one comment!!!

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Egnar 19

Sorry, buddy, some people can type at a speed greater than 3wpm. . . .at 90wpm and greater than 90% accuracy I'm pretty sure that took no more than 2 minutes to type out. Don't spend your whole afternoon getting upset about not being able to appreciate it.

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eradonnes 0

ooooh shit dude didnt mean to get u butt hurt n all.

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wooptheresheis 1

it more money them u think....

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geeksaresexy 18

A bottle of JD is about £10.. that is not expensive! If it was a bottle of something decent like Bruichladdich I'd be annoyed. Also we're all assuming it was OP's bottle and the babysitter didn't buy it herself

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Lisa89 3

£10 = 2 hours min wage. You'ld have to work 2 hours to drink that...

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geeksaresexy 18

I have to work 100 hours to pay my mortgage.. 2 hours is nothing!

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