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Same thing different taste
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uhm, #87, since when is "I attempted to seduce my wife upon returning home" NOT "attempting to turn her on before you decide its the time to do it"?!! Reading comprehension *Fail*. However, being a guy who's not really been in a real relationship yet, much less married, I gotta say FML has given me some indirect pointers on what questions to ask before proceeding in any relationship. What she did was a tad bit disrespectful IMO, not even an explanation as to why she was tired at 6:30???!
#61 Are you telling us that asexual people cannot have romantic relationships? Romantic relationships are about the emotional connection, not just about sexy time -_- .
If someone was that interested in avoiding intimacy with me, they'd get what they wanted. I recently broke off a long distance relationship because it wasn't getting any shorter and I realized that I was drinking because I felt unloved and emotionally unsupported. Whisky had become my "liquid hug" and I needed to stop. If your girlfriend or wife blows you off like that with no regard for your feelings, you can either quit her and find someone who gives a crap about you, or start drinking.
Oh welllll :] It just shows that she really does love you! If she's still with you AND she married you even if you're crap in bed, it shows that she's willing to put aside a shitty sexlife to be with you. Though the way she presented that is a little bit blunt, lack of food (people don't eat much whilst working), lack of sleep (like you say) and hardwork makes people ratty. No problem here :)
Damn man that SUCKS! You know how women can get. Biiiiiitchy :)
I think your wife does not love or like you anymore. How often does this happen?
go to the strip club instead. she won't notice.
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Rejected. Maybe you should be better in bed? Or maybe it was just one of those days for your wife? Idk, lots of explanations, but unless you haven't gotten any for weeks this really isn't an FML.
So take a nap with her, cuddle and whatnot, then **** when you wake up.