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By rani - 02/02/2013 22:34 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
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boofgall 16

My guess is he was talking to other players. If not, pack your bags.

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eddeeezzyy 19

Don't worry, OP, intense matches of CoD can really **** people up.

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zandalee 19

Walk straight back out again. Don't put up with his shit. Return once he apologizes.

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boofgall 16

-sniff sniff- I smell an overreaction.

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ironichalibut 24

If I was your boyfriend I'd be waiting for you to apologize after overreacting because in the heat of a moment, I let the game talk slip into conversation. I'd also be annoyed you interrupted my game.

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klutz44 28

31 - how did OP overreact? It doesn't say anything about her reaction. My husband plays video games, if I wasn't allowed to speak to him while he was playing or had to apologize for interrupting him, we would have a HUGE problem. Video games shouldn't come before real life relationships.

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ironichalibut 24

97- sorry I didn't tag that I was replying to 15, I thought that much was obvious. Plus there was a dash of sarcasm.

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Kingbreezy04 10

That's funny boofgall because I smell a single woman mixed in with that overreaction smell.

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ekki8975 3

Wow Deadbeat boyfriend much?

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boofgall 16

Why, because he games? Sorry but you're wrong.

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sirpantselot 22

Actually husband. So technically ex-boyfriend.

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_krystallynn_ 11

no dumbass because either he told her to 'die' or he just completely ignored her. thats pathetic.

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boofgall 16

59- Are you implying that you've never been caught up and focused on something that you didn't hear someone else? If you say no, you're totally lying. It happens.

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ironichalibut 24

59-It's not pathetic to be so involved in something that it takes all your attention. What's pathetic is your lack of proper grammar and punctuation. Not to mention your use of unnecessary derogatory terms, which makes your argument hard to agree with. Just jumping into an attack on someone because they have a different opinion or way of things isn't the way a working society conducts itself. In my opinion people like you start more fights and problems than they solve.

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Satoaoi 13

but he didn't ignore her he told her to go die that's not right no matter what the situation is

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laden_swallow09 34

If you'll take the time to read the other comments, you'll know that his "Why won't you DIE" remark wasn't aimed, nor intended for OP in the slightest.

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Nightsage 1

He was talking to the game noob. Get over it.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Die, [XXXX] Xxxxxx!

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ironichalibut 24

*Something much funnier and original than 90% of the previous commenters who simply reposted the first comments idea or said the obvious "he's a bad boyfriend" comments* come on people.

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kozzard 17

*witty comeback with a pun based on joke with an obscure reference*

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vbmg152 18

Okay?! That's scary! Maybe it's time to move on. Try to find out if he really feels that way. If he does, you could be in danger! Ordinary guys kill their wives everyday! I say get out!

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bexxiiee 11

MAYBE he was talking to his video game... Don't jump to conclusions so fast :)

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