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By rani - 02/02/2013 22:34 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Moody blues

By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 02:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML

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Forever alone

By Perry Winkle - 03/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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Hello?

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:35

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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Working from home rules!

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 02:01

Today, my husband said a cheery, "Hi!" to me after 4 hours of nonstop Zoom calls. I spun around happily and greeted him back. Turns out he just joined another Zoom call. FML

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By Lexy - 10/11/2018 12:00

Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML

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boofgall 16

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:24

My guess is he was talking to other players. If not, pack your bags.

eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:27

Don't worry, OP, intense matches of CoD can really **** people up.

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Kingbreezy04 10

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:18

He wanted you to get a controller and sit your ass down and help him out. You can't read through the lines?

ironichalibut 24

Sunday 3 February 2013 3:04

Good thinking, or she could take out her frustration by joining in and "p0wning" him. Am I using that right?

alitbaby 14

Sunday 3 February 2013 10:46

pwning.**

boofgall 16

Sunday 3 February 2013 16:54

114- both work, genius.

GingerNinja7 17

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:19

I think it's pretty obvious, OP. you distracted him when you walked in, and he died and lost his killstreak

darlinjai 18

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:22

That had nothing to do with you OP I'm sure...her probably didn't even realize you heard it.

love_me_electric 20

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:24

I'd say it was pretty obvious he was talking about someone in the game. Unless he looked right at you as he said it, then I'd run.

ulissey_fml 22

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:28

Would I be a GAt or WoW widow in the name of love? Nor Way!

eaglerob 20

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:54

Good lord, that's horrible. Cut the power cord to his game console and then kick him out. That's total bs and he's a pos that doesn't deserve you.

ligerzero459 24

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:55

Seriously? So because he was so focused on the game that he didn't hear the OP he deserves to be kicked out? Wow, overreaction much

cuponoodles34 10

Sunday 3 February 2013 3:03

that romance shall last into eternity

_krystallynn_ 11

Sunday 3 February 2013 3:15

well that must have butchered your good mood. damn.

Saikon1357 25

Sunday 3 February 2013 3:33

Definitely talking to either the game or other players. No need for worry.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 3 February 2013 3:40

Don't worry. He was already playing a game, so chances are he was yelling at something in the game.

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