Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway....

By Stoopid - 07/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

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You deserved it 245 344

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 76 749

By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 952

You deserved it 29 928

By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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You deserved it 4 143

Roadworks

By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 11:00 - Australia

Today, I went to pick my daughter up from school, only to find that a contractor had parked his car across my driveway. After squeezing my car out, I went to drive out of my street, only to find it had been blocked off. I drove in the other direction to find that a bulldozer was blocking the other end. FML

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You deserved it 126

Lies and love don't mix

By Gregoree - 16/04/2022 00:01

Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 184

You deserved it 3 015

Assumptions

By Wathaveidone - 12/07/2021 02:01

Today, I saw a sketchy looking person frustratingly trying to open a BMW in the parking lot where I work. I ran outside to confront him and call the cops. Turns out, not only was he the owner of that vehicle, but he was one of our company’s biggest donors. FML

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You deserved it 1 333

The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 094

You deserved it 626

By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 720

By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 06:12

Today, during a driving lesson, I accidentally rear-ended a BMW at a traffic light. The number plate was "Law Man." FML

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You deserved it 408

Troll level 3000

By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 915

You deserved it 145

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:08

WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!

xlol_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:07

What an overreaction o_O

Comments

Billie_Joe21 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:21

how would you like it if someone did that to you? oh wait, you did do it to you! see how it feels?

QuentinM95 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:41

and im just expected to graduate college, what in the name of God is a graduation gift?

Bloodrush 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:46

YDI for being a complete douchebag, you would key someone's car because you had a bad day you little pansy ****...and you cant park on the street because why youre too good or some shit...

errorxkat 1

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:55

YDI for disrespecting a BMW. And disrespecting the person you thought owned the BMW.

eli_guerra 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:05

I am just pointing out if everybody controlled their tempers, this website would lose a lot of FML stories.

dreamofme 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:09

Dude. This is so fake. I've heard this joke before. ... back in like the 8th grade. I don't understand how so many stupid FMLs get chosen for this site when it's obvious that there are a ton of submissions. Ugh.

CyclonePsycho 1

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:11

What would you have done if it WASN'T your car, and the real owner happened to be a relative/your boss/an MMA fighter? Lesson Learned: Don't **** with other people's shit no matter the reason.

Vitamin_C 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:14

You are such a twatty, ******* little bitch, OP. Serious hate-on for you in these comments and you deserve it all. It's true what they say - only arrogant, self-absorbed pricks drive Beemers.

Grimm3r 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:41

I feel bad for you. I wish that that wasn't your BMW. I wish it was another guy's, and he seen you keying his car, and he broke your jaw. You're such a spoiled PoS its amazing, and you seem ignorant to the fact that you're not king shit, and that people really aren't going to sympathize with a rich brat like yourself. Your personality sounds obnoxious and like the above poster said you DEFINITELY deserve all of this. What the hell is going through your mind when you post this? Do you really think that your life's rough? You make me sick.

crazykilla 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:26

lmmfao ydi for being a rich lil punk who can control his own anger and tries to take it out on someones else but in fact took it out on your own f*ckin car lmao