By Stoopid - 07/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 146
You deserved it 245 344

Same thing different taste

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NGM_47 0

WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!

xlol_fml 0

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White_Turk70 0

wow, your life sucks. a BMW for graduation. man, your life really is ******.

well that was deserved. even if that didn't turn out to be your car, how dare you key it just to make a stupid little point. you realize there are poor people in the world who would give up one of their organs to have your life. spoiled brat.

That sucks, and I almost said YDI, bit your parents are morons for blocking the driveway with it. awesome grad gift though!!!

Ilovestupidpeopl 0

Keying cars is complete chicken shit for people that don't have the stones to actually confront people. You ******* deserved it, asshat.

morgan020 0

use car chalk don't key it. if nothing else most of the time it waxes right out. and yeah you are a brat. I've only gotten revenge on a jackass one time when I was pregnant and he hit my car with his door that I had bought for myself in highschool and worked really hard to keep it looking nice too bad he didn't have the same consideration for his truck...I beat the side of his truck with the door on my car that he had hit :) don't mess with pregnant women but yeah I still say YDI if it's in front of your house it's prolly there for a reason.

graciegirl 0

sorry, but whenever i hear something like that, i think it's so ignorant. you can't judge someone by their parents' tax bracket. i hope your bitterness subsides

Ibeapirate 0

The lesson here is: Never, ever key a car, no matter how pissy you are. No good will ever come of it. I promise.

I don't see the FML here. You got a BMW, so you keyed it, that's your fault, either way you goy a ******* BMW. That doesn't happen to many people, I got seventy dollars for graduating HS and am driving a 10 year old camry with 140,000 miles on it. My parents can't even afford a new car for themselves, nevermind me...so stop complaining about your oh so miserable life.

ummm so you keyed the car of your parents guests?? so you thought? stupid movie. it's your driveway they are your guests