By Stoopid - 07/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 146
You deserved it 245 344

Same thing different taste

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NGM_47 0

WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!

xlol_fml 0

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nammz 0

People like you don't deserve a gift like that. I have no sympathy for you at all

flyingpan8 0

.....let me get this straight... 1. you get a bmw 2. you're a stuck up spoilt **** 3. you're the "i am too much of a pussy to confront this asshole for parking 2 inches into my drive way, so i'll do something reeaaaaal bad, oh yeah, i'll KEY HIS CAR MU HA HA HA HA HA"-type bitch 4. once more, you got a bmw, for going to school... getting a ******* education! it's not like you had to give queen latifah a rimjob after she had a bad case of mudbutt. my response to you: **** you. p.s. ydi

I hope you die. Seriously. Just for keying someone's car. I'm glad it was yours, but still the principle of the matter is that you keyed the car.

YDI YDI YDI You're an ass & an idiot. You decide to key someone's car because YOU'RE having a bad day & the car PARTIALLY blocked your driveway??

Kristoffer 35

Serves you right for thinking it's EVER appropriate to vandalize someone else's property. You're everything that's wrong with society today.

temper temper... couldve been a guest of. your parents or something to.

I agree that the OP should burn. Crap i wish my family had that kind of money to throw away on something as showoff and useless as a brand new fashionable car.

QueenOfMelodrama 0

Temper, temper. Why would you destroy somebody else's property in the first place? If they're a big enough idiot to park in front of your driveway, they're probably too much of an idiot to catch WHY you keyed it in the first place. So rather than doing damage, write a note or something next time. You totally deserved that for overreacting. Yeah, you were having a bad deal. Big whoop.

So what if the car isn't new? My graduation present was a free lunch at a cheap breakfast joint.