By melas303 - 30/12/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
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alexhaz64 4

Congratulations, your boyfriend's a seahorse!

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Krirn 21

Maybe his secret boyfriend forgot to pull out.

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Homer1975 14

sounds like your boyfriend cheated on you, but perhaps your boyfriend was wondering about the tool

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bwzwally8 15

You know what my parents always said to me? Give my used toys to the less fortunate. You deserve better.

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voncrane 23

Time to check if ur bf was born that way..

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my2centsworth 15

Perhaps he has a sister who took the test at your house rather than at her parents.

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Pleonasm 35

Maybe your boyfriend is a hermaphrodite. Did you check behind his balls to see if there was an opening?

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fightingkittens 39

Well yeah, there would be, that's called his anus.

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Pleonasm 35

I meant an opening, of the secondary variety.

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DutchBasterd 15

in that case he will be listening to shit every day..

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TeaPartyPoison 7

Perhaps you need a new boyfriend. But looking at the optimistic side of things, maybe it's his sisters, assuming he has one anyway. Or even his mom? Or any other female relatives? Don't be so quick to jump the gun, talk to him and make sure his story checks out.

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lilhellian 26

Are you saying that op is cheating on the boyfriend with another girl?

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

Well I guess the most rational thing to do is ask if he had any company over before you jump to any conclusions... Then, depending on his answer, you can whip out the pregnancy test (or just lead him to the trashcan, don't think you'd want to touch that). If he's trustworthy then there are so many possible scenarios with him not being a cheater, such as a friend or sister or whatever visiting and taking the test in privacy. Or he could be a lying scumbag, who knows? Would be nice to get a follow up on this one :3

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screenager5 35

oh my god chill. that's not the ONLY explanation, even if it's the most likely. people on here need to settle down with the "dump that cheating bastard" type comments.

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