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By jesushelpme - 22/10/2012 19:08 - United States - Nixa

Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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By Kyokushin - 03/06/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

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By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By jack - 28/05/2019 12:00

Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 00:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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mikepzz 27

Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:49

I wish you luck good sir.

have_a_moment 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:50

Buy chocolate. Tons of chocolate.

Comments

EmoSquirrel 7

Tuesday 23 October 2012 15:03

Be strong, you are a SURVIVOR. Might also want to look into living in the car for a few days, last resort. That kind of thing.

kjoy0402 6

Tuesday 23 October 2012 16:57

You could deserve it

kriz_allizwell 6

Tuesday 23 October 2012 17:23

Dude rub some nail polish remover on her tampons or panties. It's totally transparent. That'll teach her.

Linaelle 14

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:16

I have to wonder : are you crazy, or just plain stupid ? Do you know how dangerous and painful that would be ? (Plus it may be transparent but the awful stench of that product would give it away).

kriz_allizwell 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 13:00

I've tried this on my sis. The smell of blood masks other smells so well, and the effect was so BURN!!!

Mahtari 19

Tuesday 23 October 2012 17:42

Ydi for having a girlfriend.

Kazeriu 12

Tuesday 23 October 2012 18:16

Your girlfriend sucks for using her period as an excuse to pig out and bully you. FYL.

HunterAlpha1 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 18:57

"Never trust something that can bleed for a week without dying." truer words never spoken.

krs7g4 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 20:52

First of all, it isn't 'bleeding'. It's shedding the lining, (which is tissue, and yes I know blood is tissue, but the lining of the uterus isn't just blood) of the uterus. Secondly, not all women are insane on their period.

melody309 35

Wednesday 24 October 2012 21:04

245, thank you! I was wondering if anyone would catch that.

Omnirod 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:01

She sound insane. Put that trash on the curb.

Stella836475 7

Tuesday 23 October 2012 20:40

I don't like the notebook. Men dont do anything like the guy did in the movie, because it's a movie!! Women just need to lower there standards like I did.

Cierus 5

Friday 26 October 2012 16:32

Or raise your standards, my guy does everything from making sure I'm comfortable paying for everything I think he even got his pride hurt when I paid for groceries.

krs7g4 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 20:59

No one should be that crazy on their period. I have severe pain and a 7 day period and I'm not that crazy. I've been to the ER several times on Shark Week but I have never assaulted my man. Sometimes I do feel like crying for no reason, but I suppress the urge.