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By jesushelpme - 22/10/2012 19:08 - United States - Nixa

Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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By Kyokushin - 03/06/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

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By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By jack - 28/05/2019 12:00

Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 00:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:49

I wish you luck good sir.

have_a_moment 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:50

Buy chocolate. Tons of chocolate.

Comments

irish_ballplayer 2

Tuesday 23 October 2012 5:23

If you can dodge a shoe you can dodge a ball.

jjacci 12

Tuesday 23 October 2012 5:29

I'd say you said something to provoke contact with the shoe. Like, "uh oh." or "but...I wanted cheesecake!"

Psychology_13 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 5:30

at least it wasn't a devoured apple pie, and american pie was playing.

Jirekianu2 19

Tuesday 23 October 2012 5:32

Because we all know having slight hormone shifts and cramping is a valid excuse to throw things at people and abuse your partner.

Attica 20

Tuesday 23 October 2012 6:14

slight...SLIGHT? You're a guy, aren't you? Go look at some medical graphs.

Jirekianu2 19

Thursday 25 October 2012 0:21

Is it an amount of hormone shifting that require a prescription or doctor's visit to deal with? No? Then yes it's manageable and should be able to be dealt with in a way that doesn't involve abusing everyone around you. I've been suicidally depressed from clinical depression and had mood swings. I've also gone into pain induced shock before. You know what I didn't do in those emotionally volatile situations? Shit on everyone around me and throw things at people I care about. I get that the hormones involved can have a big impact on a person's mood and that it can be cery uncomfortable. That's still no excuse to throw shit or hit people.

HentaiBunny 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 5:37

This sounds like any girl any time of the month..

lovecrazy12 14

Tuesday 23 October 2012 5:55

Oh I feel her right now. I've been crying all night.

iHeartRKO 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 7:12

Box of chocolates, Romeo + Juliet = my kind of period

Aliserguy 2

Tuesday 23 October 2012 7:18

buy a lot of chocolate a puppy and some chick flicks and stay at a hotel

okibi1 20

Tuesday 23 October 2012 7:19

WTF. I am a woman and have had periods that make me irritable and cry and be mean, but why take it out on your boyfriend?? OP, I'm sorry. That girl needs a reality check. Raging hormones and PMS don't equal treat people like shit.