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By jesushelpme - 22/10/2012 19:08 - United States - Nixa

Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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By Kyokushin - 03/06/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

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By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By jack - 28/05/2019 12:00

Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 00:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:49

I wish you luck good sir.

have_a_moment 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:50

Buy chocolate. Tons of chocolate.

Comments

Kidkaplan 19

Wednesday 24 October 2012 4:11

Hey! Menstrual jokes aren't funny. PERIOD!

Airborn0280 18

Wednesday 24 October 2012 4:57

It's only a week, Man Up!

cheekyandsneaky 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 5:18

Lots of movies and tv.. The more stuff that keeps her quiet, busy, and entertaned the better!

jayhawkchik 4

Wednesday 24 October 2012 5:51

F U! * throws other shoe*

vannahlol 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 10:31

Just because she's on her period doesn't mean she should get off with throwing shoes at your head.. FYL.

metalhead4740 14

Thursday 25 October 2012 1:51

I bid you luck my good sir. May the odds be ever in your favor...

kinz223 5

Thursday 25 October 2012 4:30

OR u actually did something wrong. Men.

Bludmagnus 13

Thursday 25 October 2012 11:53

No.. he most likely didn't. Men don't have to do anything wrong, as many of you make stuff up as you go along. WOMEN. .. and I am allowed to say that as much as you are allowed to say your lies....

svenskdod 2

Thursday 25 October 2012 22:49

Ditch the bitch brother, life's too short for crap like that and TRUST ME, there are sane females out there...

cavalera 1

Friday 26 October 2012 8:46

Periods are a pain in the ass, yes, but who throws a friggin shoe?! Is this normal??

Cierus 5

Friday 26 October 2012 16:30

In all honesty sometimes you freak on your period probably all those damn hormones. Shoe thing is messed up though I would say throw it back at her but you'd get put in jail for 'assault' laws are unfair to men ;) haha